Getting back to PE folly… I was trimming my pubic hair - that always makes it look bigger, so it’s kind of a PE excercise, right? Well I decided that I’d trim my balls as well. No drinks or sleeping were involved, just plain clumsiness and failure to see the potential for danger, but I somehow stabbed my scrotum with one of the sharp ends of the scissors.
Fortunately nothing was damaged although it bled a lot. A lot more than I expected and I had to lay low from my girlfriend for a few days because every time I looked there was dried blood caked to my dick.