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Esquire magazine Jelq bashing: Jelqing doesn't work?

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Esquire magazine Jelq bashing: Jelqing doesn't work?

Check out the June issue of Esquire (Carmen Electra on cover). There’s a little sex column about jelqing with an urologist who says it doesn’t work.

“First, some basic anatomy: The penis is not a muscle that you can make bigger with exercise.” Erection size, he says, is predetermined by two tubes within the penis called corpora, which are not stretchable. If they were, you would never achieve a firm erection. Your penis would be, as the doctor puts it, “a soft balloon filled with blood”.

“Anyone who tells you differently is just fulquing with you.”

Wooohaaaa that’s amazing news!! Let’em spread the word! The more people know jelqing is a crock of shit and the less people know it REALLY works, the better!


make it happen, make it long, make it happen, make it fat, make it happen, make it hard, make it happen, make it last, make it happen, make it fast, make it happen, make it real, make it happen, make you feel, make it happen, make it happen, make it happen

OK, I quit.

It’s been nice knowing you guys.

One thing I’d like to ask that doctor, though - did all that dick stretching and stuff make my ruler shrink?

Actually, you penis is not like a balloon, it’s more like a Goodyear tire. But still, it gets bigger with time!

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One thing I’d like to ask that doctor, though - did all that dick stretching and stuff make my ruler shrink?

LOL!

Well I just got started with PE. I’m glad the experts have set me straight. Saved me alot of time and energy.

Originally Posted by craig68
It’s been nice knowing you guys.

One thing I’d like to ask that doctor, though - did all that dick stretching and stuff make my ruler shrink?


Nope, it just makes all of the numbers on the ruler move closer to the “0”. I told you guys this stuff doesn’t work.

Perhaps the good doctor himself is a hardcore avid jelqer with massive gains and is getting so greedy that he decided to use his credentials as a doctor to spread the word and reduce the male competition.

Basically insuring that he locks in his gains relative to the rest of the world male population.


If you knew you could not fail...what would you attempt to do? Female Foot Fetish Current Stats: 5/4/10 8.5BPx6.0, 7.5NBP Achieved Goal and have been on maintenance program since

2006.


Last edited by supersizeit : 05-14-2004 at .

Wow, I quit too. This bigger dick I have is the result of excessive prayers giving to me from my ex-girlfriends. “I wish Alex had a bigger cock,” has finally paid off. Thanks girls!

AlexW

Amen Alex. Does anyone have any idea how hard it’s been for the last twenty years to keep my mouth shut after I blew out the candles?

Originally Posted by craig68
It’s been nice knowing you guys.

One thing I’d like to ask that doctor, though - did all that dick stretching and stuff make my ruler shrink?

And my wife’s pussy is getting tighter, too!

It’s statements like the urologist’s that caused me for so many years to think I had to live with what I had. I was so brainwashed by the “experts”.

Originally Posted by a529612

There’s a little sex column about jelqing with an urologist who says it doesn’t work.

I knew it was fake all along haha. You guys are suckers!

Make your dick grow LOL…geesh’…what were you all thinking?

You have to learn that it’s what’s inside that matters :p

“Size doesn’t matter at all to women and 3 inches is enough.” :)

Despite not actually having access to the article, the fact that it was an urologist and then reading the thread “Busted,” has me scared!

My wife is graduating from med school and will be an urologist. She is already anti-“everything” that alters the body. She doesn’t like the supplements I take for bodybuilding, just imagine how she will take PEing. I think I will keep this to myself!

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