I’m aware of the tradition here about making your 500th post. You get a gold watch. But the rule is you have to notify T in advance that that post is coming up.
I lost my effing watch today!
However, Happy Birthday, T. I am not a poor loser and will always remember the Big Mac/Large Fries/Beverage dinner you bought me when I drove us to my ingaugural Mod Dinner, having flown from my state to yours.