call me longshot again!

Ha, I remember the last time that I jerked it and shot like that, I was laughing for like five minutes afterwards - in the bathroom, just like BAM - all over the door and the mirror, up to maybe 4 plus feet away. Yes, I cleaned it all up very well. I was feeling very horny that day, lol.

My record is 10-11 shots.. and by that I mean “SHOTS”.. I kinda splattered half a table, lol. It’s only happened to me once, and never again.

Question about the ball zinger. I’m in the process of making one (waiting for the zinc rod to arive) but all I was able to get was 1/4 inch copper tubing instead of 3/8 inch. Will this affect the power of it? By the way, the latex tubing fits it snuggly enough so slippage is not really an issue.

Anyways glad to hear you’re getting good results. I’m ready to start wearing it!

isze of the zinc or copper will have no effect, it’s the purity of the metals that counts…I’ve measured some pretty nice voltage, around .8, on my multimeter.

When I was 19, I was with a girl I was after for months, we got very stoned and screwed for hours, literally…I came 7 times, not shots but 7 seperate orgasms over the period of hours, and never lost the boner of steel…that poor girl could hardly walk the next morning…then again, neither could I…I think I fucked an inch off my dick that night…

Hey HJ,

Do me a favor and read the Forum Posting Guidelines when you get a chance. Click the faq button at the top of the page to access the Guidelines. I hate to ask this of a vet, but I don’t want the new members bitching that they are not being treated fairly. Thanks !

Is it…my use of the “…” in between… thoughts?…or did I say a dirty word?… It’s an old habit I’ve used for years on all message boards (shit, did it again) I’m on about 10 of them.

HJ

HJ, I was going to suggest that you get yourself a flak jacket, but on reflection, I personally think it wiser for you to invest in full body armour! This time you were lucky, you only took one hit.

We would hate to lose you in this way.

PS, If you don’t, you do realise that this thread will just have to be moved, more than likely to the Has Anyone Ever Really Hurt Themselves thread, Part 2 - Who would have thought!

In all seriousness Thunder, please let me know where I f’ed up. This is your board and I will play by whatever rules you’ve got. No harm intended. I learn something new evey time I read here.

Thanks for a great board.

HJ

:) Looks perfect to me HJ.

Just the use of “……” these things bothers some people. They even bitched at me until I stopped doing it, but I slip sometimes….

I may slip once in a while, so please forgive. I hope to give more to the board than I get out of it.

HJ

Back in my lifting days, I noticed that heavy BB Squats really increased my nut levels. I was also supplementing with E and, occasionally, some DHEA. I would blast like a fire hydrant - shot after shot. And I could nut many times throughout the day; it just seemed impossible to “empty” my bag.

On the flip side, I hated being that horny. I can still spout like a whale, but not to that extreme. And I still have nice distance on my discharges - probably due to kegels.

Wad, I’ve read and heard that squats increase test levels. True?

I take 25mg of HDEA, and at first it did make he horny all the time. Now it seems it’s effects have leveled off.

HJ

I really believe the squats have that effect. Provided you are working at least 75% of your 1RM and hitting the squats at least twice per week. Your body probably became accustomed to the 25 mg, which could be why your hornyness leveled off.