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Tube:
I don’t think becoming president is the real reason. I mean, seriously who has signed up using their real name. I bet most members (like myself) set up an @yahoo or @hotmail alais for thunders.
The real reason is probably laziness. I mean 10,000 members? I bet only a tiny fraction actually even bother to lurk regularly.
PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated - Mitch Hedburg
I like the avatars that are appearing.
BigJohn,
>How do you jelk and type at the same time? <
It’s not that hard, the hard thing is not getting lube in all the keys. If you want to avoid that, you could use your nose to type while you jelq. Using the shift key could cause problems though.
SS4
I only visit the board a few times a month. After work, gym and the other forums and my personal life I hardly have time to sleep :)
I am disappointed that there are not more turkey jokes though.
Originally posted by SS4Jelq
I like the avatars that are appearing.SS4
I had one uploaded, and now it’s gone — maybe it didn’t make approval?!?
Originally posted by Tube
What I meant was “people who are well known and respected by other members”
-Tube
At least the well known part, lol.
Originally posted by SS4Jelq
Tube,
Dude get an avatar. When guys are lurking and scanning the threads they won't remember every single name but pictures make a thousand people remember user names. You could get some kind of tube, like a plastic tube or even a metal one. Or not a tube. Maybe you could make one of those hypnotic type things that give subliminal messages. A hypnotic spinning tube.
SS4
Yeah, a hypnotic spinning tube…with green tentacles that shoots beams of radiation out of its eyes, ummm….played by Tom Cruse!
Originally posted by SS4Jelq
You are right, for example, 'Do a fucking search' actually means 'dude you rule, check out the search feature'. BTW I don't like the whole somebody/nobody thing. It's like going into a bar you've never been before, no one is 'better', they just know each other more.SS4
Not like any of us have ever actually posted “Do a fucking search” We is sensitive guys.
SS4 has nailed this one I am afraid, we are like the pathetic drunks that hang out in the same bar every afternoon, just waiting for a fresh victim to come in so we can do our tired old shticks.
Running a Massive Co-Front.
Did someone say schtick?
Tubesteak-
Busy though you may be, you still know to make time for a little high-culture and humor. A true gentleman.
Q: Why was Tubesteak found in the Pilgrims garbage pail?
A: Because Pilgrims don’t like Tubesteak, they like to murder innocent turkeys and eat their bodies instead!
Poor, poor turkeys…
Originally posted by HumanGuineaPig
Tube:I don't think becoming president is the real reason. I mean, seriously who has signed up using their real name. I bet most members (like myself) set up an @yahoo or @hotmail alais for thunders.
The real reason is probably laziness. I mean 10,000 members? I bet only a tiny fraction actually even bother to lurk regularly.
#@$% it! you mean all of you guys are using fake names? I feel like a real schmuck for using my real name, iamaru!
Running a Massive Co-Front.
iamarus,
>SS4 has nailed this one I am afraid, we are like the pathetic drunks that hang out in the same bar every afternoon,<
Can I be Sam? You can be Norm, twatteaser can be Frasier.
SS4
Mostly to wood, but I know there are other woodies out there.
Antistar has said that we be yin and they be yang. But we must still be cautious, for the yin and yang are in constant battle for dominance, and in the end yang becomes yin, and yin yang.
Yin yang yin yang yang, yin yang yin yannnng. Sing with me!
See all, I can be as crazy as I want and I am no worse for the ware. That is the cool thing about the internet. I am stealth, looky here!!!!
Look, I know you understand that on the internet we all be stealth, but you haven’t quite yet taken it to heart.. Now I understand what wood says about his naturally quiet character persisting on the internet (I have experienced the same thing), but if the stealth nature of the internet doesn’t help, there are more reasons that come out of the wood.
1. Its your chance to be adventurous. Consider it a dare!
Channel your anxiety into a positive energy. Anxiety and positive creative energy are the same life force, but one is yin and the other yang, if you will. Its just how your mind interprets the feeling that produces one or the other. Get out there and be adventurous and don’t take things so seriously. That is another thing. I have in my shyer days had the tendency to assume that every little thing that happened somehow meant I was being rejected. It goes back to several things that happened in my childhood where I actually was rejected. Like if I made a post and no one responded I would start feeling like it was a sign of rejection or a sure sign that no one liked me. But take a stand, and tell yourself that you won’t let yourself think that way. There are many many many reasons why your post might get no responses. Do you really think it is because no one here likes you. Hell, since I am speaking to lurkers no one even knows you. Acceptance is a big part of life, so take a risk (its fun!), speak up so people get to know you and don’t assume people are rejecting you, and don’t let one little incident stop you from posting. As long as you aren’t a jerk, I guarantee people will like you once they get to know you. It’s a journey, know that before you start it. You will likely encounter a few obstacles (ie arguments) but you know that before you have started.
There are a lot of positive reasons for posting.
1. You get your questions answered real quick.
Plus you can join a really cool community and feel like a bigger part of the very thing you are participating in. Don’t just use the boards selfishly. I KNOW every lurker has had at least ONE good idea that they haven’t posted. And have probably had many many questions that they tried answering themselves because they didn’t want to post. Well, I think everyone has heard the following argument before and thats because it is true: when you have a question, many other people have the same question, and if they don’t, its because they haven’t even considered asking it.
Well, thats it for now, I’ve filled up one whole MS word page.
If anyone noticed that this post was slightly crazy, well lets just say I was being creative and taking a risk.
Cheers,
Tube
Ps. Wood, I saw you make an other post, thats good.
-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.
-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...
First of all Tube…Antistar called us the yang and they’re the yin. Now don’t go changing sides on me already! Don’t leave me yanging!
And you’re right you know…they want us lurkers to post. Yeah, that’s right. Get us out in the open…small dicks in hand. “Come out come out wherever you are you ornery little lurkers.”
You go first Tube….I-I-I’m right behind you.
Great post, Tube. Hopefully some lurkers will accept your dare and start posting. And you are completely right about not worrying if you don’t get any replies. I like to flip the situation into a positive by taking pride in my abilities as a top notch thread killer. If any of you lurkers want some practice, check here.
I was away for a while, but now that Paul Martin’s replaced Chretien, I’m free to post once again :)