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Becoming the President / Lurkers

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Becoming the President / Lurkers

Lurkers should speak up. We all know that. However, I recently figured out why they don’t. They want to become the president of their country and don’t want this to ruin their reputation. I understand their fear. But then I realized, the citizens like to vote for alpha males (remember the Al Gore criticism that he was to beta to be pres?). Just think of how alpha you’ll appear when you have a huge schlong bulging out of your business suit. Well, the only way to reach your goals is to speak up and ask questions. So get to it!

Anyone else think that with over 10,000 members their seems to be a high ratio of people who have aspirations of becoming the president?

I am looking for World Domination!


"The past may hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it." "Life moves pretty fast. One should stop and look around from time to time, before it passes you by." BigCatLion Hear My Roar

You know there is a waiting line for that.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I want only to be the president of the Briana Banks fan club, or perhaps a sub level assistant to Twatts evil schemes.


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

My internal polling suggests that in 2012 I will become the President of Greenland.

This thread is silly because Tube tried to get lurkers to post and the same cast of characters have taken over.

Tell you what lurkers:
I will write one turkey joke for every person who posts in this thread provided they have under five posts to their credit - and I’ll even work your screen name into the turkey.

(have I just killed this thread, or what?)

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Originally posted by PirateSteve
I want only to be the president of the Briana Banks fan club, or perhaps a sub level assistant to Twatts evil schemes.

We are all willing or unwilling assistants to twat’s evil scheme we are all just pawns, I have dug so many holes burring the bodies I feel like a squirrel in the fall hiding his nuts.


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Hmmm, maybe too many people posting would be information overload.
But then again the diversity of opinions would be excellent imho. Anyways, back to the important matters.

World Dom is all about marketing. Like with that David Blane guy and that stunt with being buried alive, and being suspended in a glass box. (by the way he should sell that box on ebay). Mr. Blaine has become quite famous with his little stunts.

I think we need some good marketers and our 4 biggest dicked members. We then put on some sort of display where everyone can see the large units for themselves and be awed. Then we will have them! (We don’t tell them how the 4 achieved such massive proportions too increase their awe). The name of the 4 membered troop should be obvious.

Oooooooooh turkey jokes!

:blue:

Bad lurkers!
:lurk:

>Oooooooooh turkey jokes!<

Exactly Tube. Marketing (wink wink)!

Of course we could display some of those gnarly over-pumpers penises, scare everyone away, and keep all this gold for ourselves!


"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

Now you’ve done it Steve. You had to go and insult the pumpers..

lol Tube !

Cool lurking smilies!


My goal: from 11.9 cm NBPEL to 18 cm NBPEL (~7 ") ...now or never...!!!! after 5 weeks(and a long break): 12.5 cm NBPEL

More often than not, I come across posts asking why the lurkers don’t post, and threads that ask them to do so. Well consider this:

Ninjas are everywhere.

And you know this…MAN! Look, where there be the yin of pirates there be the yang of ninjas. It’s scientific fact. Now that I have deducified the nature of the lurkers to be ninja, I think it’s become clear.

We can’t ask a few thousand lurkers of the night to come forth from the shadows and jeopardize their very existence can we? Gentleman, I think not.

I think I’m in the wrong thread…

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