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Are Thunder and Santa the same guy?

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Are Thunder and Santa the same guy?

Yes. Thunder and Santa are the same guy.

1623.88%

No. While I believe that both exist I don’t think they are the same.

68.96%

No. Thunder is a real person and Santa is not.

913.43%

No. Santa is a real person and Thunder is not.

1522.39%

You have serious issues dude, get help. They are both just popular myths.

710.45%

I find the thought of Santa jelqing highly disturbing. Please stop posting stuff like this.

1420.90%
Total Votes: 67. You may not vote on this poll
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You don’t want to mix the two up. If you ask Santa for a bigger cock and Thunder for a fancy new Universal remote, you might not get either one. By the way, isn’t there a song that goes:

“He knows when you’ve been jelqing, He knows when you’re cock aches, he knows when you’ve been yanking hard, don’t forget to take a break…ohhhhh” ?

:funpost: :iws:

This is terrific.

Now I’m thinking about Santa watching me do PE. It’s just exactly what I wanted for Christmas this year: an uneasy feeling to go along with my general holiday malaise.

Where’s the teaser when I need him? His diagnostic powers are awe-inspiring and he seems to know how to obfiscate the central ideas he’s communictating with such style that when they finally do land they’re revelations.

He’ll know whether Santa & Thunder are the same (or related).

After all he’s a 7’ elf, and how of those do we have, really?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

I’ve heard from the elves that Thunder’s “sack” is bigger than Santa’s hehe

Thunder isn’t Santa, but sometimes he thinks he is…

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Durr… Why Thunderss is getting so damn popular here :D :D

I know none of them, but I believe Thunder is not as nice as Santa LOLZZZ


7 x 6 EG is perfect!

Routine : Manual-V-Inverted V-JAI-BTC stretches (alot of stretches :D ). Wet Jelq, Pumping (once a week to maintain my girth)

Just imagine if Thunder traveled around the world in one night giving us all larger peni….

I don’t think Rudolph would have a big red nose, but rather sometime else big and red and I’m not sure it would light the way.

Thunder, if you come down my Chimney on X-mas morn, I’ll be right there with cookies, milk and a tape measure!

Thunder is much too old to be Santa.


Stats: (10/24/04) : BPEL-7.25", EG-5.5" (01/22/07) : BPEL-7.6", EG-5.6" after 1 year of maintenance

Goal: 8.5" L x 6.5" G

I think Thunder is Santa.

Santa only cums once a year, too.


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"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it." Clint Eastwood

I said yes!

SANTA! SANTA! Can I have a 8.25x6.25 this year!


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

Ho ho ho!Merry Christmas. Santa: “Hey kiddo how many inches BPEL do you want?”

:P

Maybe, just maybe Thunder is the Grinch.

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Your a mean one Mr Grinch. Your a mean one Mr Grinch.

Actually, Thunder helped me get what I wanted this year, A fat head!

It was pretty fat to begin with tnt, let’s be honest.

(Just a little holiday kidding :leftie: )

So, he’s Santa, or he’s the Grinch, or he’s Santa twisting up a fatty…

It’s all becoming clear now.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
It was pretty fat to begin with tnt, let’s be honest.

(Just a little holiday kidding :leftie: )

So, he’s Santa, or he’s the Grinch, or he’s Santa twisting up a fatty…

It’s all becoming clear now.

Hahaha! Oh shit! you’re killing me. Hahaha!

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