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Are Thunder and Santa the same guy?

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Are Thunder and Santa the same guy?

Yes. Thunder and Santa are the same guy.

1623.88%

No. While I believe that both exist I don’t think they are the same.

68.96%

No. Thunder is a real person and Santa is not.

913.43%

No. Santa is a real person and Thunder is not.

1522.39%

You have serious issues dude, get help. They are both just popular myths.

710.45%

I find the thought of Santa jelqing highly disturbing. Please stop posting stuff like this.

1420.90%
Total Votes: 67. You may not vote on this poll
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Are Thunder and Santa the same guy?

Santa only has to work one day out of the year although the logistics of The Big Day probably keep him busy year round.

Still, what does he do with himself 364 days out off the year hidden out at the North Poll, whilst sitting in front of his computer filling requisitions?

What do you think?


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Last edited by iamaru : 12-16-2006 at .

Santa is real and Thunder is just a bot who hammers on correct spelling.

:iws: :mutley:


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Well, they both deal with people with unrealistic expectations, but Santa is jolly and Thunder is a grouch.

Thunder is just an ill-conceived bot. Santa, on the other hand, is for real! I’ve seen him.

T-just for you:

www.elfyourself.com

Enjoy. :D


"God is dead"-Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"-God

Firefox here is playing it fine. Funny thing.

Later.

And has anyone ever seen Santa and Thunder in the same room at the same time? Hmmm…..


LWH

"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

I find it very funny that, “Santa is a real person and Thunder is not.”, is leading the pack.


Running a Massive Co-Front.

Personally I was glad for the “I find the thought of Santa jelqing highly disturbing. Please stop posting stuff like this.” option. I feel this gets to the heart of the matter. Christmas spirit was never about “visions of cock rings dancinng in my head” before.

As far as Thunder and Santa … . you never see pictures of them together. But then you never see pictures of me and Kate Bosworth together - and I’m pretty sure I’m not her. I’ll check my handbag again, but I’m pretty sure.

So let’s not think about Santa jelquing away or sharing a hot tub with his favorite elves. It’s too weird … and Marco might get pissed off (it’s okay Marco, we know you’re really ‘hetereo’).

Oh and Thunder is no grouch. He puts up with more shenanigans than Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth fairy combined.


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After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

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