Originally Posted by Naab
You mean this type of shit only happens in porn? Thanks for ruining all of my dreams.
Well in porn and college.
joe_smith
You know you've been brainwashed by porn when.
keybord
Originally Posted by Para-Goomba
You join an internet forum devoted to enlarging your penis.
Haha ye. Superb.
gardenparty
Originally Posted by LordVayne
Nobody is allowed to post anything else, this shit ended it.
I’m laughing so hard right now omg, this is the be all, end all comment for the thread
I concur!
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Start July 2011 -- BPEL 6.0; EG 4.75
October 2011 -- BPEL 6.375; EG 5.125
scarsick
Originally Posted by sta-kool
That gagging noise is her way of saying “you are the finest lover I have ever known.”
:) that’s the most hilarius for me
Tossed Salad
You know you’ve been brainwashed by porn when…
You see a link to the BBC (news) website and the first thing that comes to mind is “Big Black Cock”. :morose:
I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
iamaru
You guys will hate me for this:
- Sex with real estate ladies in a for sale house. Check.
- Sex with Pizza/Chinese delivery women. Check.
- Sex with nurses while at the hospital. Check.
- Sex in lab with scientist lady. Check.
- Sex in cockpit with pilot whilst flying. Check.
- Sex in office penthouse with corporate lady. Check.
- Sex in a cop car with a friendly officer. Check.
- Sex with an OSI officer whilst in an interrogation. Check.
Running a Massive Co-Front.
iamaru
- Sex here. Check.
- Sex there Check.
- Sex in a house. Check.
- Sex with a mouse.
- Sex in a box. Check.
- Sex with a fox.
- Sex in a car. Check.
- Sex in the dark. Check.
- Sex on a train. Check.
- Sex in the rain. Check.
- Sex with a goat.
- Sex on a boat. Check.
- Sex in a tree. Check.
Running a Massive Co-Front.
Tossed Salad
Originally Posted by iamaru
- Sex here. Check.
- Sex there Check.
- Sex in a house. Check.
- Sex with a mouse.
- Sex in a box. Check.
- Sex with a fox.
- Sex in a car. Check.
- Sex in the dark. Check.
- Sex on a train. Check.
- Sex in the rain. Check.
- Sex with a goat.
- Sex on a boat. Check.
- Sex in a tree. Check.
One more:
- Sex for free. Check
I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
mk22267
Originally Posted by ivorytower
Too fucking funny guys.
Para-goomba and sta-kool topped it all. Kudos you two.Firegoat, I hear you! My man I’ve seen some of them little asian LBs I would not be hardly able to tell they were not women.
LOL this is disgusting bro lady boy is a man in the end, a dude:S if you can’t tell or not, in the end they have a pussy made in Taiwan :D
Start July 07 2011
Length 6.5 Girth 5.3
Goal : Length 7.5 Girth 6.2
ivorytower
Lol, I’m just saying, some are impossible to tell.
Until of course the clothes come off.
Lol
wordsthoughts
Your mad your wife doesn’t scream like a pornstar while you pound her real hard!
I love my wifes booty. And want to stuff it with the biggest pipe I can grow!
Goal: 8x6
krsnik105
You don’t get rock hard(ie Low EQ) from looking at real women in life
When you get a BJ, life is good
iamaru
;)
Originally Posted by Dr Seuss
…
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat…And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
…
Running a Massive Co-Front.
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