Borat, is that you?
Bicious, rock that 8” girth man. Don’t let them tell you it can’t be done. Live your dream and never give up. Be totally motivated. Go for it!!!
And while it’s true you may never get there, realize that you’ll be getting a bigger dick every step of the way so just stop when the fucking’s good and the shadow of your dong in the midday sun is long, mean, and imposing.