I found hair balsam to be perfect for jelqing. I did not tell her but I put my toothbrush in the Kaplan vacuum pump (that works for real and quickly..!) right on top of the washbasin. She noticed pretty soon my new strange bathroom behaviours but she still pretends she does not know a thing as she likes sex much more. It’s a very intriguing and exciting counter secret we share: we both know we know but we don’t tell to make sure it will continue.