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I found hair balsam to be perfect for jelqing. I did not tell her but I put my toothbrush in the Kaplan vacuum pump (that works for real and quickly..!) right on top of the washbasin. She noticed pretty soon my new strange bathroom behaviours but she still pretends she does not know a thing as she likes sex much more. It’s a very intriguing and exciting counter secret we share: we both know we know but we don’t tell to make sure it will continue.

Ok sunshine thanks for making me feel welcome.

I don’t feel like I’ve done anything wrong but I obviously have.

Maybe yould like to explain to me exactly what then I might understand what the hell your on about.

Don’t forget I’m from the uk ,I bet you wouldn’t take that line with another foreign member,we all have our differences,I hope not to affend you but don’t forget I am a “newbie” and we don’t all talk the lingo that you guys do.

1 rule to remember is everyones different size and vocabulary.

Ps please don’t ban me from this forum because I am a truly serious member

Thanks buby I wasn’t talking about you,it was the moderator who seems to have a problem with me,maybe because she dosent understand what I’m talking about she likes to assume,remember the sayingto assume makes an ass out of you and me.

Lld just like to say again I’m really not tring to be arrogant or to annoy anybody as I would like to stay a member of this forum but if I am making any mistakes in the way I’m am explaining things I would like to be told in a civilised manner,Thunder please help me out here ,I need help


What sunny was complaining about and the reason I corrected your first post (all the red), is because your posts are hard to read.

Not using the space bar between words and writing in a single paragraph mean you limit your chances of decent replies, it’s a matter of legibility.

Read the Forum Guidelines for more in-depth info on the posting style required here.

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Ok I’m sorry ill try and be more”illiterate”

Jesus where are you guys all from”Oxford”

Where are you from? Brentford?

No one is forcing you to post Andy, but if you do take the time to read your posts over. It’s not a matter of perfection, just try your best.

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I’m newb so listen to me if you want, don’t if you want

But everytime I’ve jelqed I’ve always felt bigger and a better workout when I use no lube.I don’t know why but I used lube for two weeks and I didn’t have that lengthy hang at the end of the workout like I did when I didn’t use any lube

I always do it in a warm shower

Originally Posted by andythrill
Ok I’m sorry ill try and be more”illiterate”

I think you should try to be LESS illiterate.

:buttrock: The Peter Dick method :buttrock:

Then, BPEL:7.500"x5.500"

Now, BPEL:8.375"X6.750"

Brentford? God we really are on a different wave length.

Thanks Sharpee for your reply

Look I’m not trying to gain enemys here just a bigger dick

For the record today I jelqed without any lube in the shower ,not exactly dry because I was in the shower but I feel like I’m onto a winner here .Thanks guys for all your replies and also to the moderators for all your derrogative comments

Brentford was a joke, Andy. You picked Oxford, I went to the opposite extreme.

Getting a bigger dick is what this place is here for, so you are in luck, but drop the attitude. We aren’t here to give you a hard time. In fact it’s rather annoying to have to post in this way several times in a thread. Normally a hint is enough.

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andythrill I empathise with you. I’m a stealth PE’er that hides it from my wife and at times it is difficult. I know exactly what you’re saying about showers, I’m sure I’ve emptied out half the reservoirs here with the time I spend jelqing in the shower! I used to jelq with soap early on but this proved to be not to beneficial once I upped my jelq tally so I just started using KY or something which we always keep in the bathroom drawer anyway. I just have to remember to replace it before it runs out so my wife always sees a tube in there.

And there seems to be talk about the technicalities of different lubes but I don’t want to know the ins and outs of a duck’s bum …a lube’s a lube as far as I’m concerned.


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