Urgent please help no one has answers for my conundrum My penis does not make sens

I have no idea but it seems I was born just for the sole purpose of having a paradox PENIS.

My penis is LONGER when semi-erect. That’s right.

I have a big bulge in my pants, yet my penis is average if not SMALL

My balls hang HIGH. God, when I sit down and look at them they are at level with my penis. Well, one side is. One testicle hangs higher than the other. The other testicle seems to be under it. Wtf.

I started masturbating when I was like 8. My masturbation technique was probably bad. I’d wrap my 2nd and 3rd finger around the foreskin of my penis and wiggle it around the head. I’d do this while lying down. No idea how I discovered this but it stimulated my whole head and gives met he most pleasure, even now. Anyway when I was 14 or so I noticed my penis began bending to the left. IT was quite dramatic. I stopped masturbating like that for a while and tugged my penis to the right of my pants when I slept and throughout the day. That seemd to somewhat fix it. At 19 and 1 month now, that problem is not noticeable anymore.

Here’s my OTHER problem. My penis curves UP. At semi-erect, this is not as noticeable. Semi-erect I’m probably 15 - 17cm .somewhere around there. At full erect I’m probably 14 - 15 cm, add/take. This is because when it’s fully erect blood contributes to pumping my penis UP instead of increasing its length. Remember how I said when I’m semi-erect the curve is not as noticeable (It’s still pretty much a straight penis), well after that semi-erect dick phase my penis just bends up, in effect decreasing the length

Wtf is this? How do I fix this? Coupled with the fact that my balls hang really high & that my penis curves up & that it is shorter when fully erect (length wise), it looks like I have a really small dick. Also, here’s another kicker. I’m kind of overweight so when my penis fully erects (and bends up) it pressed against my fat pad.. Making it even SHORTER. God, dammit. NOt helpful.

Someone please help it’s destroying my confidence and is the only thing I think about. I’m only 19

I would love if it my penis didn’t curve up and bend up.. It would fix all my problems

Looks kind of like this in ascii:

——— = Semi erect

——/ = Erect

I think most are longer, semi erect. I know mine is. It’s like when you turn on a water hose with a sprinkler in the off position. It is under an increased internal pressure and shrinks longitudinally, or gets shorter.

I’m pretty sure my unit is longest at full erection. It may be thicker at semi-erect, but shorter in length than full.

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>My penis is LONGER when semi-erect. That’s right.

Think that is normal. Mine can be the same. At max erection girth expands so you can get a small reduction in length.

>My balls hang HIGH. God, when I sit down and look at them they are at level with my penis. Well, one side is. One testicle hangs higher than the other. The other testicle seems to be under it. Wtf.

Again that is normal

>Here’s my OTHER problem. My penis curves UP.

Again quite common. Mine does too at full erection. Makes it easier to please the girls.

> Wtf is this? How do I fix this? Coupled with the fact that my balls hang really high & that my penis curves up & that it is shorter when fully erect (length wise), it looks like I have a really small dick. Also, here’s another kicker. I’m kind of overweight so when my penis fully erects (and bends up) it pressed against my fat pad.. Making it even SHORTER. God, dammit. NOt helpful.

Get fitter and change your diet perhaps. Will help your EQ and eventually reduce your fatpad.

>Someone please help it’s destroying my confidence and is the only thing I think about. I’m only 19

>I would love if it my penis didn’t curve up and bend up.. It would fix all my problems

Read here widely and try some PE. Your concerns will evaporate and you might even end up with a longer and fatter dick.

5.5” and curves up, sounds like that thing is gunning for some woman’s g-spot. I would think about giving that thing some game time.

There is a lot of knowledge and experience here to give you good advice on how to work on what you want to change. It takes belief, patience and sticktoitiveness.

You might want to take a look at this thread on how to measure properly: How to Measure Your Penis . When measuring, you’re supposed to straighten your penis so it lays flat against the ruler. But most importantly, you should measure the same way each time, so you’ll know if you are gaining. And you might want to take a few pics for comparison purposes a year from now.

\Thanks guys I’m researching some of the wisdom shared in this thread.

However, I cannot straighten my penis for it to lay flat against a ruler. It’s the equivalent of someone trying to bend their dick when it is fully erect. It just doesn’t work. When I try to straighten it out.. It hurts. It hurts just under the head. The place it hurts is also the place where it begins to curve up. Does this mean anything? I’ll note that I only ever remembering it hurt like this when I try and straighten in to measure it (which I cannot).

What are your girth stats?

5.5 and an upward curve is actually ideal for g spot orgasms.

I think that just means your eq is a 10. Is your eq indeed that strong? If so, that’s a good thing.

EQ? Erection Quality?

Not sure what a 10 is. Sometimes my penis is throbbing so hard I can control it by pushing it up and down quite freely. Not sure how to measure girth properly, but I get around 13-14 cm depending on where I measure and my accurcay. Towards the bottom of my penis is the thickest, havent measured there.

Is jelqing scientifically legit?

Does that mean if one is more than 5.5 he would be at a disadvantage?

No, just means you would have to adjust angle to achieve the same result. Getting her hips in the right orientation would be part of that.

So the average penis length (arguably 5.5) is actually the most ideal. Heheh

I think a guy with a 5.5” penis can make a woman go crazy and a guy with an 8x6 penis can also make a woman go crazy. Got to play your instrument right.