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Too Much Girth

Too Much Girth

I have been doing P.E. for a little while. In the first 2 weeks I went from 5” girth to 5.5” and also gained a half of an inch in length, 6” to 6.5”. The problem is that my wife is already complaining about the extra girth since she tears easily. And if she tears, I don’t get any more until it heals. :(

My goal is 8” length and 6” girth. The problem is that I am afraid that I will get to the 6” girth goal way before the 8” length goal. I have been doing semi-flaccid jelqing pulling down since my LOT is 9:00. But if I start to get hard I switch to straight up jelqing, which builds girth, until I soften up and then start to do the pull down jelqing again. The little semi-erect jelqing I have done have added another .25+” to my girth and my length has only gained maybe .125”. I don’t want to be a pop can. Girth is the deal breaker for a lot of possible sexual encounters. I may be moving to Japan and I don’t want grow myself out of any opportunities with those little ladies. (My wife and I may be divorcing) With length, you just use what you can and the rest is just to get that occasional squeal.

Since I started P.E. I have caused myself a little rupture just behind and to the left of the glans. When I do heavy stretching, this swells and can stay swollen for a couple of days. (Kinda scary) I think it is from the OK grip behind the glans and the weak skin in that area. My routine now is just the standard 3 sets of flaccid stretch in 4 directions for 30 secs each. Then semi-flaccid jelqing pulling down for 20 mins.

Has anyone else had a problem with the easy girth gains with the not so easy length gains? And does anyone have any ideas about some stretching techniques that won’t be so intense so as to bring out my rupture?

( When I get the rupture I chase my wife around the house with my dick in my hand saying, “Lumpy cock, lumpy cock, you like lumpy cock!” but unfortunately she is not a fan of the lumpy cock and won’t have anything to do with it. )

Use a little bit of wrap where you apply your OK grip. Why are you doing heavy stretches when you’re still knd of new to PE? Your dick is not accustomed yet to such intense exercises.

When I get the rupture I chase my wife around the house with my dick in my hand saying, “Lumpy cock, lumpy cock, you like lumpy cock!” but unfortunately she is not a fan of the lumpy cock and won't have anything to do with it.

You mean that doesn’t turn a woman on? You’re shittin me!

I don’t think that 5.5” to even 6.5” Girth is out of the question for most women as long as they’re appropriately turned on and/or lubricated. Just take your time, you know? There are people walking around with 8” to 8.5” Girth who seem to make it work, so I don’t think you’re in danger yet.

How long have you been PEing?

Re: Too Much Girth

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Originally posted by PeeFright l
(My wife and I may be divorcing)
( When I get the rupture I chase my wife around the house with my dick in my hand saying, “Lumpy cock, lumpy cock, you like lumpy cock!” but unfortunately she is not a fan of the lumpy cock and won’t have anything to do with it. ) [/B]

You are right. Your wife does have grounds for divorce.

“I have caused myself a little rupture just behind and to the left of the glans”

Sounds like a thrombosed vein, do a search and you should find some remedies. I had to stop doing OK sqeezes right behind the glans during girth workouts because that one vein right where you describe would thrombose.

Ive always had huge girth naturally and its gotten even bigger. My girlfriend which ive never had sex with said “ouch” the first time she ever saw it. She said she thinks it will work though. Im 6.75 now from 6.5 a month ago. It will be okay with you man cause your wife will get used to it


Starting Size <======> 7.1 BP x 6.5 girth

Currently<========> 7.4 BP x 6.5 girth

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Originally posted by erm1981
Ive always had huge girth naturally and its gotten even bigger. My girlfriend which ive never had sex with said “ouch” the first time she ever saw it. She said she thinks it will work though. Im 6.75 now from 6.5 a month ago. It will be okay with you man cause your wife will get used to it

6.75” girth! erm1981, You are my new hero. That is a seriously thick stick. For a reference point for all you guys on the board. A can of Edge shaving gel is 6.75” around. I’m not surprized that your GF said “Ouch” when she saw it.


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

Ya erm that is seriously fucking huge. I just was playing around with the volume calculator at MOS. Seeing what would be double the volume of the average cock. The average 6 x 5 cock has a volume of 11.937 cubic inches.. not bad. Your volume at 7 x 6.75 is 25.380, thats more then double dude. Seriously your girlfriend is going to get double penetrated at all times.

Thanks for the advice SizeItUp and Piet. I have only PEed for a total of maybe 4 weeks. Two weeks and then after the rupture two weeks more. So you can see my concern with .75” gain in girth in only four weeks.

Now to all of you who didn’t like the lumpy cock thing and think my wife is justified in divorcing me………..I am only getting even for what my wife did to me the other day.

We have this noise in the attic that she thinks is a squirrel and to make her squirm I have been saying that it is rat. The noise is right over our bed and it sometimes wakes us up at night. My wife goes to bed before me and she sleeps naked. She heard the noise the other night and got out of bed and came into the living room to tell me. I said, “Well, lets get a flashlight and see what it is.” We got a flashlight and since we didn’t have a ladder in the house I told her to get on my shoulders and I would lift her up to look in the attic. Now remember she was naked. So I bent down put my head between her legs from behind and she sat on my shoulders and I lifted her up. Nothing kinky. She lifted up the board in the ceiling to look in the attic but she wasn’t tall enough to see anything. So I folded my arms in front of me and told her to put her feet on my crossed arms and stand up. She did this and then she could get up high enough to see into the attic. She turned on the light and starting looking for the noise. Then she screamed, “Oh my god, it’s a rat.” At the same time that she screamed she squatted down and because of the screaming I looked up and she sat her butt hole right on my forehead. Which also made me almost drop her. Now, I definitely know my wife’s butt hole and I spend a lot of time behind her looking at it. But I think I was traumatised because it was butt hole I was not ready for. She thought it was funny and I was in shock. I kept saying, “Smell my forehead.” but she just got back in bed and told me to turn out the light and go watch TV.

So you can see that my little lumpy cock gag is nothing compared with that rat looking, butt hole sticking on head, wife of mine.


"We'll, if it looks that small then you won't mind it when I stick it in your ass!"

I, for one, stand corrected. PeeFright, you are now officially The Man.

Rock out with your cock out, brother.

So you can sue her for divorce for incompatible ass hole on forehead and she can sue you for divorce for incompatible lumpy cock in pussy. Very unique! Remind me to watch Judge Judy that day!


The primary goal of PE should be to make your penis as healthy as possible in both form and function. If you do that, increased size will follow.

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Originally posted by seanjacobs
6.75” girth! erm1981, You are my new hero. That is a seriously thick stick. For a reference point for all you guys on the board. A can of Edge shaving gel is 6.75” around. I'm not surprized that your GF said “Ouch” when she saw it.

If you want me to take a picture of me and my good ol edge shaving cream i could for reference. Ive been comparing the 2 some and they are exactly the same size around looking down at them lol.


Starting Size <======> 7.1 BP x 6.5 girth

Currently<========> 7.4 BP x 6.5 girth

Erm, how about just posting another photo of your girlfriend, I’ve been more that tempted to ‘enjoy’ the other photo you posted. Would that be alright with you?

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