Stupid Question

Ok this is probably going to be one of the stupidest questions ever asked but I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to get rid of an erection quickly. I often go through my stretching exercises and halfway through can’t continue stretching because I have somewhat of a hard on. Not all the way of course but it isnt by any means flaccid anymore. Anyone have any way to QUICKLY get rid of a boner. Thanks alot lol.really

Take two bricks and smash your dick in between them.

Bucket of ice. Absolute bone-melter

Think of your mother.

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Think of your mother’s mother!

My g/f had a go at me for really treating this as a ‘stupid question’ when in fact darren probably does have a genuine problem.

I probably was on the right track with the bucket of ice but the same could probably be achieved by wrapping your dick in a cold (water drenched) hand-towel.

Another alternative ‘treatment’ was offered by my g/f who said her mother was a nurse and when male patients would get a bed-boner she would press a cold spoon on them; apparently worked a charm.

Gay porn. Unless, of course, you’re gay, then I’d suggest lesbian porn. :)

Give your pecker a distinct slap on the frenulum with one of your fingernails, or pinch the frenulum between your fingernails.