I'm glad I'm not a pumper
So, the other day I was packing for a trip and decided to bring my traction device I bought before finding this site. In my haste I forgot to zip my bag up and when my friend saw it, he picked it up raising it for everyone to see saying, “HEY DICK117, WHAT’S THIS?” All I said was,”I’ll take that” and I guess from the way I said it, everyone decided to leave it at that. I’m just glad it wasn’t a big 12 inch Swedish penis pump with a picture of Ron Jeremy emblazoned on the front. Maybe I should just stick to jelqing.
Looking back, I should have just told them it was a key chain or zipped up my fucking bag.