Guys under 6' tall

In my younger years I was 5’ 9.5 inches tall. I am now just over 5’ 8”. Check my signature for the length and girth of my package. I have never felt inadequate in either area. It is a confidence thing in my book. I am also well above average in the I.Q. department. My height has never been an issue with me.

That’s not bad, mate. Im legitimately 8 foot though, barrel chested, with lantern massive jaw, well coiffed hair and great eyes. Some have said i resemble a young brando. And who am i to deny the comparison. When i peer into my mirror daily, there is contentment. I walk the walk of the anointed. I don’t so much take steps as glide through the air, the very pavement I bestride defers to my godliness. This is what it is to be me and it is good.