Fluctuations in final measurements

Hey guys.

Has anyone else ever noticed that your final BPEL or NBPEL differs from rule to rule?
E.g. I use one of the those cheapo school rulers and I find I’m one length, but then I’ll use an industrial tape measure and I’m a different length. Then using a Tailors measure and I’m something else completely different!! It’s only minute differences (I’m talking 1/8th’s of an inch) but I’m too much of a perfectionist to let those little fuckers slide!

Man it’s so confusing.I’ve created this thread seeing as I’m new and I’d like to put my BPEL and NBPEL in my signature to keep reminding me of where I’m at but I can’t seem to settle on an actual tool for measuring accurately.

Any suggestions??

BF

Nope. Never noticed. Tape measures, IMO, are not very consistent when it comes to taking measurements. Using rulers, I have not seen any fluctuations. Maybe your level of erection is different in most measurements?

Just use any 1 ruler to take measurements. Or take an average measurement.

I was thinking of taking an average, but just as an experiment I put the school ruler up against the tape measure and found the school ruler to be slightly shorter in increments.

Fuck it I’ll go with that

*Amends signature*

Using measuring tapes for length, the length would always be longer than if you used a ruler.

I notice quite big fluctuations in the quality of my erections some times.

When I go to measure I am never hard enough.. But at other times, more than enough. It makes getting a good measurement tough. I like to take several just to see.

Don’t worry this happens all the time.