2 hours
I just heard that I should wait 2 hours after I masturbate to start the jelq.
spankey
2 hours
iamaru
Did a stranger walk up to you and whisper this while you were waiting for the train? Were you having dinner with your grandmother and she said, “please pass the mashed potatoes and don’t forget to wait 2 hours after you masturbate to start the jelq.”? Was it a Divine revelation where Jesus appeared to in a vision and proclaimed, “And lo, thou shalt not jelq after thine spanking of thy monkey unless thou first allow two hours to passeth!”?
Running a Massive Co-Front.
Last edited by iamaru : 10-12-2006 at . Reason: Edited to be even more anoying!
spankey
Originally Posted by iamaru
Did a stranger walk up to you and whisper this? Were you having dinner with your grand mother and she said, “please pass the mashed potatoes and don’t forget to wait 2 hours after you masturbate to start the jelq.”? Was if vision where Jesus revealed this to you?
One of my friends told me, but the grandma one was a nice one. I know there is an on-going debate about this.
WestLA-90069
The only problem with jerking off before PE is that it inhibits the ability to get hard enough for the exercises (for some guys). If you can get it up right after you ejaculate and keep it semi-erect long enough for your workout, then go for it.
pocopeepee
Originally Posted by iamaru
Did a stranger walk up to you and whisper this while you were waiting for the train? Were you having dinner with your grandmother and she said, “please pass the mashed potatoes and don’t forget to wait 2 hours after you masturbate to start the jelq.”? Was it a Divine revelation where Jesus appeared to in a vision and proclaimed, “And lo, thou shalt not jelq after thine spanking of thy monkey unless thou first allow two hours to passeth!”?
Dude, that’s some funny shit!
super115space
Laugh out loud!
Gut Scrambler
Originally Posted by iamaru
Did a stranger walk up to you and whisper this while you were waiting for the train? Were you having dinner with your grandmother and she said, “please pass the mashed potatoes and don’t forget to wait 2 hours after you masturbate to start the jelq.”? Was it a Divine revelation where Jesus appeared to in a vision and proclaimed, “And lo, thou shalt not jelq after thine spanking of thy monkey unless thou first allow two hours to passeth!”?
+1 iamaru! I peed a little bit. :D
Gut Scramblin' goodness.
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