Ass Cleaning 101

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Wow, Supersizeit! Very informative but I have to tell you, I’ve been laughing so hard I’ve got tears in my eyes. Your writing style is very entertaining. You should do how -to books. And , oh, what how-to books you would write!

Hell, I wipe real good (sometimes, as you said, a little too hard in my efforts to get it all)and I’ve always hated the tread mark thing. I go to the bathroom just to wipe every so often. More often if i sweat real bad or have gas. I hate tread marks! I thought I was a little obsessive about it, but I never dreamed of this. I’m not sure I’ll take things that far but it is worth a thought.

This thread became entertaining. Hilarious! I don’t get anal very often since my wife chooses when it should happen since she uses an enema before and I don’t get shit dick. My younger brother has lots of girl friends and butt fucks all the time. He said that if they take a shit a couple hours before getting butt blasted that he doesn’t get material on his unit, but he told me that he use a lot of lube and during ass fucking, it is like his dick is scrubbing the inner vagina with the lube and he ends up with what he call, “Butt Butter”.

He also told me that one girl wanted to try it on him with a strap on (are you ready for this Marco), he let her. He said he felt as if his eyes were going to pop out and that it felt as if he had to take a shit as that thing was going in and out. He said it was one of the worst experiences of his life. He also said he got diarrhea afterwards. Isn’t that funny. I wonder if she got but butter.

Hahaha… no idea that this was even a thing. This thread is too funny… the funniest part probably being the explanation on how to shit properly.

Don’t worry though Supersizeit… I’m not making fun of the thread… it’s great. I don’t go to quite the same extent as you do to clean my asshole, lol… but I try to keep it pretty clean and definitely get some soap and water down there.

Oh ya… you can also try rubbing your asshole with a washcloth… that’s what I do sometimes… it should get into all the cracks and stuff, lol… just don’t use the cloth or um… your face or anything after.

Its more about sexual hygiene to me than anything else.

Ive had to teach a few women the art of sexual hygiene before any further sex with them.

Its a delicate matter but somebody has to do it. :D

I will rim a girls asshole with my tongue (if I think shes clean) I wont otherwise…if I think she is not.

I can usually tell by looking at her teeth, smelling her breath, the fingernails and a close inspection of the toe nails.

If she adopts my methods then I know I can lick any part of her body and ITS ALL GOOD! :drool1:

Do I have to stick a finger in my ass? Shit !

Super, I like you. You are on my friends list from now on.

I’m no metro, but I’ll be using this from now. Time to shave the but.

Men stick their fingers in their womens ass and think nothing of it during sex and some women even stick their fingers in their mens ass.

By the time youve reached that point in this detailed cleaning process…your asshole should already be cleaner than 99.99% of the population so you should have no worries. A women could stick her nose in my asshole and she wont smell a damn thing! I SHIT YOU NOT! :D

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Thanks man. :rainbow: That means a lot to me…
You guys are the best man!
Im sure you will get used to it in no time at all and will wonder why you didnt take it to this level before.
It still may be too much for some but the way I figure it…nothings is too much if if you care about sexual hygiene like I do.

Very interesting and entertaining thread "super", I’ve always had a Bidet on my toilets, makes for time efficient rectum cleaning. Easy to install and the warm water feels great, and it even helps getting everything out when your having problems in that department (constipation). I’ve never considered shaving the anus, butt (typo intended) find the idea of using Neet quite interesting, will be giving it a try. Thanks for the info "super". If your interested, check out https://www.gobidet.com , I bought mine at Home-depot.

That all rather limits you to shitting at home only. I do go to a similar amount of trouble if I know I’m going to get a good rimming (which I love!), but being able to shit anywhere, anytime, is a blessing. It’s a basic biological function, we all do it; no point getting hung up about it. So I don’t.

A wire brush attachment and a portable hand drill works well, although it can get somewhat noisy at times.

From the drill or the screaming?

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Thank you, now I know how to properly clean my ass. And to think I have been doing it wrong all these years