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It would seem the only way to get extra length that would not offend the regulators. Is quite simple.

Obtain some silk cord. Tie one end around the penis. The other end round a handy door knob.

Stand well back and slam the door, (away from you of course).

For the horse hung a shorter length of silk cord is required, for the straining method. This should be about 3/4 of the length of ones arm.

Again tie the cord as indicated above. then stand,leaning slightly backwards. Place the hands upon the door and push

You should find that the penis is well pumped up after a session of this nature.

There may be some slight pain. which just goes to show the wisdom of the old saying.

“There’s no gain without pain”


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Originally Posted by Lampwick
When penis pumps are outlawed, only outlaws will have larger penises.

:thumbs:

“The right to bear or enlarge penises, in order to…”


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by petitfaun
It would seem the only way to get extra length that would not offend the regulators. Is quite simple.

Obtain some silk cord. Tie one end around the penis. The other end round a handy door knob.

Stand well back and slam the door, (away from you of course).

For the horse hung a shorter length of silk cord is required, for the straining method. This should be about 3/4 of the length of ones arm.

Again tie the cord as indicated above. then stand,leaning slightly backwards. Place the hands upon the door and push

You should find that the penis is well pumped up after a session of this nature.

There may be some slight pain. which just goes to show the wisdom of the old saying.

“There’s no gain without pain”

petitfaun:

You first.


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

Originally Posted by Lampwick
petitfaun:

You first.

The Door fell off!


Don't be a lurker left out in the cold. :lurk: Join the happy band of donors!

Psst! The link is at the bottom of the page :bigwink:

Originally Posted by petitfaun
It would seem the only way to get extra length that would not offend the regulators. Is quite simple.

Obtain some silk cord. Tie one end around the penis. The other end round a handy door knob.

Stand well back and slam the door, (away from you of course).

For the horse hung a shorter length of silk cord is required, for the straining method. This should be about 3/4 of the length of ones arm.

Again tie the cord as indicated above. then stand,leaning slightly backwards. Place the hands upon the door and push

You should find that the penis is well pumped up after a session of this nature.

There may be some slight pain. which just goes to show the wisdom of the old saying.

“There’s no gain without pain”

:funpost:


Started 4/9/07: Bpel 4.438 Eg 3.750 - Fl 3.750 Fg 3.500

Now 07/08/09: Bpel 5.625 Eg 5.875 Fl 4.625 Fg 5.813....Goal: Bpel 7.500 Eg 6.500 - Fl 5.500 Fg 6.000

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Originally Posted by mgus

Apparently, there is a budgeting problem within the FDA, if they spend time on stuff like that. How about going after enlargement pills instead?

Well said! I have often reported scam products to the FDA and they have responded they don’t have the resources to investigate them! However, the US government has the money to confiscate PE devices we want to use? That’s outrageous.

I got questioned about my Rings at a customs inspection in South Africa and I just told them they were counter balance weights for a video camera tripod. No problem.

I must admit I was nervous though.

I’ve never had a problem coming back into the States though. I worry more about them going through my laptop hard drive. I’m thinking I need to encrypt my drive but the Rings are not a worry.


09-2003 BPEL:6.0x5.5

11-2004 BPEL:8.25x6.25 . . 9+ by Spring is the goal AIR CLAMP

Now BPEL:8 5/8 x 6 5/8 PE Weights

After first glance of the IMPORT ALERT and this new revision it seems to be about ‘Inadequate directions for use’ and ‘wrong labeling’ which can lead to dangerous situations. So perhaps including sufficient documentation on use, disclaimers and safety warnings could prevent your PE product from being seized by FDA personnel.

So much for discrete packaging of PE products :D

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