Two Clamps...Wow (p2)

11-22-2006, 01:00 AM

Gut Scrambler

Originally Posted by Long Grass

So do I. How long have you been doing this? Something I’ve found out that really helps is that if you take some braided rope and tie it underneath the head and have a buddy tie in on the back of his truck/street bike and pull forwards slowly. This makes huge gains! I’ve recently been having the elementary school neighbor come over and tie it on the end of his bike (my buddy is being a bitch and wants beer as payment. Plus lollipops are much less expensive than beer). It shows much promise and is probably a lot safer too.

Hmmm, interesting, interesting. I’m wondering, have you thought of running a hose from the exhaust of the vehicle to your mouth? I’m thinking this would help you to relax and maybe ease any discomfort.

Gut Scramblin' goodness.

11-22-2006, 01:27 AM

MrP-P

Originally Posted by Gut Scrambler

I use a table vice in the garage.

Chicken

I ran mine over with my H3. Rim only, no tire; fowards AND backwards.

Bent the rim mate.

11-22-2006, 01:31 AM

MrP-P

Originally Posted by Long Grass

Good idea. I think I can talk the family into bringing the dinner table outside near the oak tree while I hang upside down and eat there. Don’t want to lose any potential gains.

Dude, multitasking is good…what about using your hang time to help tow the boat or camper?

Clamp the head of Sir Wang to the trailer and grip the ball of the hitch with your teeth. This way you’re working out for sustained high endurance oral AND you get maximum stretch on the ol’ pecker.

This will also give you the excuse to upgrade from the smaller boat/camper to the larger sizes/tongue weight (pun intended).

11-24-2006, 07:27 PM

tntjockey

Originally Posted by MrP-P

Chicken
I ran mine over with my H3. Rim only, no tire; fowards AND backwards.
Bent the rim mate.

Ouch! I got mine caught in the spokes of my motorcycle while riding naked at night I almost flipped the bike too. When I got it out I noticed some great length gains but my girth went down to a 1 inch.

11-24-2006, 08:39 PM

ThePapSmearster

I’m not going to give you advice cause I think your dick is thick enough.

Starting: (2/1/06) (nbpel=7.8) (bpel=8.15) (eg=5 3/16)

06/29/07: (nbpel=8 1/2) (bpel=9) (mid eg=6) (base eg 6.25)

Comparison Pictures, 8in to 9in= My Comparison Pic thread.

11-25-2006, 04:15 AM

Revolution

Originally Posted by Gut Scrambler

I use a table vice in the garage.

Seriously, after reading about wasp stings as a form of PE, you’re probably just giving someone out there ideas.

Starting size: 7"x5.25" bp

Current size: 7.25"x5.875" bp

Goal size: 8.75"x6" bp

11-25-2006, 04:31 AM

hobby

Congratulations for taking a perfectly good thread off topic. The extraneous drivel doesn’t belong in a thread here. Main is for serious PE discussion only. Joke around elsewhere.

11-25-2006, 09:44 AM

Bowflex

Work up as much girth and particularly length with the two clamps, then gradually and slowly add more. I guess you need to have decent length in order for it to work. Not to brag but my erection length(estimating here) is about 8”. The fifth clamp only reaches mid shaft.

11-26-2006, 11:51 AM

tntjockey

Originally Posted by hobby

Congratulations for taking a perfectly good thread off topic. The extraneous drivel doesn’t belong in a thread here. Main is for serious PE discussion only. Joke around elsewhere.

Sorry!