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Strange jealous thoughts

Strange jealous thoughts

Okay, I’m officially fucked. Have you ever caught yourself looking at long, thick inanimate objects and become jealous. I caught myself getting jealous of a large banana that my wife picked up at the store. Sometimes I also get mad at wine bottles and piping. What’s up with this shit?


One foot down...one to go

I get that too. Some bananas just look like the perfect size and shape though, don’t they?

I have. I was in the grocery store and was buying sausages for the family and suddenly, my mind wandered and I wished, just for that moment, that…ahem.

I can see how that can happen. Stranger things have happened.


You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Zig Ziglar

My first penile jealousy was when I was a teen and found my brothers condom stash. Magnum XL’s. Well, at least I have the looks.


Started 10/1/04 Approaching 7x5, Going for 8x6

Anna,

Let me clarify…I don’t get jealous that I want it in me; I want it on me. :)


One foot down...one to go

Originally Posted by rushmore
Anna,

Let me clarify…I don’t get jealous that I want it in me; I want it on me. :)

You want a banana on you? Why don’t you just get your wife to cover you in bananas? (:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

My first penile jealousy was when I was a teen and found my brothers condom stash. Magnum XL’s. Well, at least I have the looks.

OHL,

Are you sure these weren’t stashed so you would find them? Brothers typically will take any opportunity to raise themselves up on the family hierarchy while trying to lower their other siblings. Could just be a ruse to cover up the size of his family tree. :D

@==


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.

Cucumbers are more impressive then bananas. :) )

Nana-ladened (nan na late end) The overwhelming desire to having banana’s all over you.


The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

The poor kids in grade 9 being taught how to put on a condom, using giant cucumbers and banana’s, no wonder they grow up to think they’re inadequate. :D

Originally Posted by grx
OHL,
Are you sure these weren’t stashed so you would find them? Brothers typically will take any opportunity to raise themselves up on the family hierarchy while trying to lower their other siblings. Could just be a ruse to cover up the size of his family tree. :D
@==

He’s a freakin horse. Smart, too (PhD in Nuclear Physics). Only catch is he only dates redheads.


Started 10/1/04 Approaching 7x5, Going for 8x6

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