Penis (enlargement) envy
Last night after my shower I was swinging my meat around in front of my wife. She said “You think your hot shit because you made your dick bigger, and it just pisses me off that there’s not a natural way to enlarge my breasts”. She is not small but has always wanted to be a little bigger. As soon as she gets up the nerve, and we have the extra money she will get her boob job. Until then I get to taunt her.