Moving to Magnums
So here is the deal. The wife and I have decided to begin the family and we would like to have bit of time where she is off the pill before we start trying. Thus, for the first time in a while, I have had to buy condoms.
So far so good.
I buy the condoms I used all through high-school, college, the bar scene, etc. basically the condom that has worked forever before PE. Indeed, they still work, but once on, I would look down and think of making sausage. Squeezing an aweful lot of stuff into a skin thats just a bit too small.
Here is where the very cool head trip begins.
After research on this site I realize that I’m a good fit for the Magnum’s, and maybe even the XLs. In fact, it turns out the Magnums are good and I will try the XLs later this week. Sweet yes? But it gets better! Buying a package of Magnum condoms is sweeter still!
Man o man. I packed the basket with a couple of beers, some shaving cream, a 12 pack of Magnums, and intentionally got in line with the high-school/college age super hot cashier!
A reaction? You bet!
A swollen head? You bet!
God bless this site.