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Isn't it ironic?

Isn't it ironic?

Hello all. I am short and I was a slow developer growing up. This doesn’t do much for one’s self confidence in the locker room. You all know the locker room drill; everyone is secretly checking out every one else’s package. Well, there was only the poor fat kid who’s dick was engulfed by layers of lard who was smaller than I. Then my first sexual experience was with a girl who had just broke up with an ex that must have been fairly well endowed because it leaked back to me that I didn’t quite “measure up” to him.

I have had many conquests since those days and although no-one has complained, I never thought that my skinny barely-six shooter was doing as good a job as other gunslingers out there so I guess I relied on skill to do the job. Then after random searching on the net, I find THUNDER’S PLACE. So I start stretching, and squeezing like a mad man for a couple of months and low and behold, that sucker is getting pretty darn close to a seven shooter with a much wider barrel. I’m like, shit this stuff works! Halleluia!!! In the meantime I meet the coolest chick in the world. A real sweetheart, and a good little catholic girl. So now my almost-7 shooter is stuck in its holster and whilst I am stretching it like the old stretch-man I used to play with as a kid, I can barely get my pinky inside this 24 yr. old virgin without her wincing in pain. So I’m thinking to myself… Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?

It sure is, Bro. Good 1st post. Welcome aboard.

Make it huge....!

Uncut4Big / Mike

Yes, welcome aboard Fly. Life is funny like that. Sure enjoyed your first post, and congratulations on those gains.

"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this (Piracy), Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

LOL! I can relate, had a similar experience just a little while back. :D

"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Hey Flyguy, welcome aboard.

If all goes well, I’ll be in a very similar situation in about 6 weeks. My girlfriend is coming to visit for a week and she is a 20 year old virgin. Besides, plenty of fore play, oral, lube and fingering, any advice on how to make it more comfortable for her? I’m not overly endowed or anything (about 5” girth now) but, I want it to be as good an experience for her as possible. Have things worked out for you and your girlfriend yet? Any advice? Thanks.

Solid, I can’t tell you a thing about having sex with a virgin. My girlfriend is still a virgin, and being a good catholic girl, will be one till her wedding night. I’ve only had sex with somewhat promiscuous girls all my life. (less committment) But I have envisioned that it is not going to be all that great for her the first time. Which leads me to my question to you guys… my girlfriend doesn’t know that I am doing PE, but she has made a comment or two about how I look bigger. So If I end up marrying this chick a year from now, I’m going to just keep getting bigger and bigger which is going to hurt her more and more on that “special night.” So it seems funny that with all this discussion about what is the perfect size for chicks, and most guys here seem to have decided on a good ol 8x6, how does a chick go from having a pinky hurt like hell to needing an 8x6? And what if she doesn’t need an 8x6, will that stop me from giving it to her? Hell no, because I”VE JUST DISCOVERED THE HOLY GRAIL FOLKS!!!! THUNDERS PLACE! Because what is a little discomfort to her compared to building the fragile male ego???

Your funny man:}

My wife is coming back after 8 Mont’s away and 1 and 1/4 inch bigger.

I am just going to share without telling her HEE HEE HEE

Wow this shit works!

I personally do not like making it with virgins. Way too tight and uncomfortable. I like em snug, not tight and severe.

When I run across another virgin I’ll be sure to send her to you guys.

Fire shall reign from above as shards of heated shrapnel hurl savage kisses to mortal flesh and shattered bone below.

For days, the dead hung in the air as dust.

Good one falcon! Shall i give you my adress now? :clap: :clap: :clap:

Someday i'll be HUGE!

And then i'll show 'em :D :D :D

FlyGuy, great first post! Where can I find a damn virgin?

Hey Thunder start a *Female Virgin Forum* LOL

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I can see where you are coming from. I doubt I will stop before my goals are met either. I am doing it for my own selfish reasons after all. Good luck, I hope it all works out.


Virgins? They still make those?…wow!

I swear I'm going to stop at 8... ok maybe 8.5 :D


>Virgins? They still make those?…wow!<

Not over the age of 15, at least in this country anyway.


Hahahahaha, good first post!

The only problem with her being a virgin (besides the initial tight fit) is that she will never really know how good I am, never having had another. But really falcon, who in their right mind wouldn’t want to be told that it hurts when you put it in? It is kind of like the gagging sound chicks sometimes make during oral sex… like music to one’s ears… ahhhhhhhhk!


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