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Good reason to have the door locked.

Good reason to have the door locked.

Okay here is a little tidbit of humor that happened to me yesterday. I know a lot of guys have those caught in the act moments so here is mine.

I am temporarily sharing an apartment with my girlfriend and her friend. Well they both went home for the holidays since they are both still in college and being that I just graduated. The hitch is that my car broke down and I couldn’t leave. I have been alone for almost two weeks without any sight or sound of the roommate friend.

So yesterday I was sitting out in the living room in between doing some fulcrum hanging and my brother calls me. I am busy talking to him when suddenly I hear something at the door and I think it is just a cat scratching at the door. Of course until I see the door knob starting to turn and I am standing there with my hanger still on. Let’s just say that I have never sprinted so fast in my life. All I could hear was the crashing sound of my phone and my room mate wondering if someone was home. (She didn’t know I was still there.)

In comes the room mate with her male companion to a very odd looking situation. I am not sure what she thought but after that she kept giving me funny looks all night. And the kicker was that she told my girlfriend the previous night on the phone, but my adorable little lady didn’t bother to tell me. Needless to say she was busy laughing it up when she heard about it.

Ah the joys of PE


Just your friendly neighborhood hobo.

Haha…it’s situations like that where you could rip your dick off in the panic :)

I heard about a cop who came home late. His wife offered him a hot dog and jokingly he placed his dick into a bun. His dog jumped out of no where and bit off his dick… apparently it was hanging by a few strands of flesh when they reattached it.

I thought you were going to tear off your dick too as i read your post.

Thanks for the laugh. LOL!


Start April, 2003: 5.75" BPEL, 5.25" Girth Current: 7.125" BPEL, 5.5"+ Girth still trying...

That has to be the biggest problem with hanging. What do you do when you have 15lbs hanging from your penis and someone unexpectedly walks in on you?


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

don’t move at all..you might make the worst decision of your life!!

AMEN Lex! I’ll take embarrassment over a trip to the urologist any day.


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

So… did they caught you wearing your BIB?

For such situations and for safety reasons I have a strap through the cord to which my weights are attached. Whenever it’s needed I can lift it up and run away :)

Something like that happened to me once when I was trying to hang with a swimcap hanger. I had the weight attached but sitting on the table as I was still getting it tight enough to stay attached. I heard a door open, got startled, and somewhere in the melee I knocked the weight off the table, where it hit the floor and ripped the swimcap off my dick. OUCH! I was sore for a day or two.


Retired.

Piet,
So you have a rip cord attached to your hanger? I like that.

>Whenever it’s needed I can lift it up and run away <

But doesn’t that leave a pile of weights on the floor and you running away bare-ass with some strange apparatus swinging between your legs? How do you explain that one?


Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh! ~Howard Dean Illustrations & Diagrams PE -- What's it all about? Read this.

Actually pulling on the strap just lifts the cord up which keeps being attached to the weight. I mainly use it when I have to sneeze or close/lock the door without having to deattach the weight, it also makes removing the cord with weight from the S-hook I use easier.

The only choice I have in an emergency is lock the door because there’s no place to hide in my room.

Btw no one has ever questioned the pile of weight lol, but if they ever do I’ll tell them it’s for training my underarm ;)

Hahaha, that’s classic. What us men have to go through.

I just hope none of you try this stunt in the picture !!!

” What the hell is going on here ? “


Starting (June 2004): 7.5" EBPL x 5.5" EG

1st Goal : 8.5" EBPL x 6" EG

2nd Goal : 9.5" EBPL x 6.5" EG

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