correct way to arrange yourself inside your undies

Recently, I’ve switched from baggy boxers to boxer-briefs and bikini briefs, in large part (I know this sounds weird) because my penis sometimes gets cold enough that it bothers me, so I want to hold it close to my body (especially in January). Also, I like the feel of not having a lot of loose fabric bunching up. One thing I’m confused by is whether your dick is supposed to be pointing up, or whether you’re supposed to tuck it pointing down on top of your bollocks. I know it’s supposed to point down, based on the pictures on the packages, so I try tucking it down. However, it only stays there for a short while, but pops back out as soon as I start walking around. And I have a reasonable flaccid length, too, so it’s not because I’m “turtling” or anything like that. I think the main problem is that there just isn’t enough room down there for both my balls and my knob.

On the other hand, pointing it up also feels extremely awkward, especially because gravity kind of pulls it halfway down and it ends up jabbing straight out into the fabric. To give you an idea of the kind of discomfort I sense, imagine that you could press your knob all the way into your torso, and then tape it down with a piece of duct tape. Of course, this isn’t possible, but I always get this image in my head when this happens.

What’s going on here? The last time I wore tight underpants was when I was still prepubescent, so I’ve never had to deal with this kind of an issue. I need advice, please. This is a serious request. Thanks.

WTF is this all about? This is a PE forum dude

Sorry if my question seems irrelevant, but I didn’t think it was at the time I posted it. It didn’t even occur to me that people might object, because I was thinking about the physical changes I’m experiencing due to PE, and how they relate to the question. It seems like ever since starting PE a few months ago, the discomfort has increased. But still, I understand your irritation.

Your question is relevent in Thunder’s. Is it supposed to be in Main Member’s section? Not for me to judge.

Back to your question. I don’t feel the cold penis part but I’ve always wanted to make sure my penis pointed up so whenever I got an erection it wouldnt bend the penis down and thus potentially affect erection angle. Theres one way that I’ve seen. They did it during the ancient olympic games in Greece apparently. An exposed glans was considered rude and the ultimate of nakedness. They tied the foreskin over the glans at the tip with a string and then wrapped the string around their waste. The penis would be pointing up. It would take some getting used to because I’d think a tied foreskin would feel a little painful at first. I think there is a link to it from that page I posted a while back talking about the merits of being uncircumcised “Uncirmcucised better for both partners” I believe it was called.

Hmm, what a strange custom. But the Greeks wouldn’t have had this problem because they weren’t wearing anything to begin with, so they could point up or down, left or right, and it wouldn’t make a difference.

It was a social etiquette thing rather than a PE thing. The ancient olympics had to be performed in the nude. An exposed glans was taboo. You’d be able to concentrate on the wrestling if your opponent wasn’t ready to accidently stick it somewhere right? Also keeps it from flopping around when you run.

Swinteck,

I point mine down, and when I want to wear it right in the middle downward I run into the same situation you do, now that my flaccid is longer since pe. The only thing I know of is to wear tighter underwear to suppress it and trap it better, but I’m not willing to do that as I want comfort. I’m wearing boxer briefs and they somehow seem to allow this slippage more so than when I was wearing briefs, but they are also more comfortable than briefs to me. You could point it up I guess, but wouldn’t that take away your bulge of wearing it downward even though it is comparably hidden hanging down dead center (hidden more so than if it’s allowed to hang downward to the side of the middle as where it tries to move to as I walk around enough). This of course also depends on the looseness of your pants as to whether wearing it upward will change your crotch look or not.

I try to point mine down so that it’s less conspicuous. This seems to be the case if I’m wearing khakis or looser slacks. If I’m wearing jeans, the bulge problem seems to be bigger pointing down than pointing up. The problem is that it rides back up whenever I do a lot of standing up and sitting down (like at Sunday mass!) or whenever I pop a boner. Yeah, maybe the solution is tighter underwear, but that would also defeat the purpose of my switching away from boxers in the first place, which was for comfort.

I point mine down when I wear those briefs. God I hate those things. I only wear them when I’m playing sports. I wear no underwear at all other than that. I hate boxers too they bunch up everywhere!! I hate that!

Q: What is the correct way to arrange yourself inside your undies?

A: Completely (inside).

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I manage to keep mine pointing down. Maybe my undies are tighter, or maybe my balls are stickier :-k Hmmm, could be because I have a smooth sack. Perhaps if you guys who are having problems keeping your little lads down in your undies should shave em, if you don’t already. That way they can become nice and clammy and stick fast, without any risk of popping out of position. To help the process along, run everywear instead of walking, so your groin sweats more, make sure all the underwear you buy from now on is latex, and aim a hairdryer (on the hottest setting) at your nads every so often to heat them up, so they sweat yet again. That oughta keep ‘em stuck down like super-glue! :D

It also wouldn’t hurt to actually try glue, maybe. Not super-glue, obviously, as that would just be silly. But Pritstick should do the job nicely! :chuckle:

Ok, to be honest I do manage to keep mine pointing down, without them becoming hideously sweaty and sticking. But I do think it might have something to do with shaved balls. Skin on skin friction isbetter for keeping things in place than the effect of a hairy region.

These sound like horrendous ideas. But yeah, maybe the hairiness has got something to do with it. But there’s no way a razor is going anywhere near my boys!

Why not? It’s not like you are going to shave with a straight razor. They make some great razors these days that will pretty much keep you from cutting anything. Even if you do (for some odd reason) you are only going to nic the skin a little. There is nothing wrong with being well groomed no matter where the hair is located. ;)

Just out of curiosity, should you use the same kind of razor as you use to shave your face? Like a Gilette or something like that? In order to jelq more effectively (and without pain), I had to tweeze all the stray hairs from my penis shaft, but I haven’t ever considered removing any more than that.