Conversation with my girl
My girl has been gone all year on a businees trip, but I’m going to see her soon. I’ve been doing PE since February, but told her I’m bigger due to weight loss (BPEL up from 7-1/8” to 7-1/2” and girth up from 4-3/4” to 5”). Here’s a discussion I just had with her online about my new size:
Me: Can I ask some questions?
Me: Are you really scared of my dick?
Me: Why? Just cause I may hit your cervix?
Her: Yes, and it isn’t that you MIGHT hit my cervix, you WILL hit my cervix. I don’t want to hurt during
Me: Just a warning, but I figure I’ll probably add another 1/2” to length before I’m done.
Her: Great! Not making me feel better.
Me: What are you going to tell your friends? (and don’t say nothing, cause I know you guys talk)
Her: Oh, I tell them all the time, that you’re already too big.
me: Too big?
Her: Uh, yeah. Long. Big. Giagantic… You pick.
Me: That’s funny. If you asked 99% of guys, they would all say women love big dicks.
Her: WIDE, not long. That’s the problem with guys, they are all pleased that they have long dicks but not
Me: Well, I was insecure about size for a while (probably because of video porn), so I did some research.
I’m over average for length. but perfectly average for circumference.
Her: Yes, you are WAY OVER average.
Me: LOL, and I read never let a girl tell you you’re big.
Her: Well, you know that you are, so there is no point in going down that route.
I guess I need to work on girth exercises exclusively.