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Anyone else pulling out toilet paper when they're finished pissing?

I dunno why I finally decided to start a thread about this problem since I’ve been having it for well over 2 years now, but I noticed that it has gotten worse since I’ve increased my girth. It’s kind of graphic and pathetic, but I got bothered by it enough tonight to finally post about it.

Not sure if this even belongs in the Main Member forum, but I didn’t find any threads with similar cases in a search..

I’m in my early 20s, and for years in public restrooms, I haven’t been pissing by the public urinals when needing to urinate, but by the toilet seats because of this issue of mine. And no, it’s actually not about the length of my dick.

Whenever I’m done taking a piss (and I mean anywhere), followed by squeezing and shaking, there is always a bit of urine (maybe 2 or 3 droplets) that just refuse to come off my urethra.

No matter how rapidly I try to shake it off or how much I squeeze upwards from my shaft to the urethra, simply put, if my dick goes back into my pants without getting some toilet paper out and holding it over my urethra for about 10 - 12 seconds, I end up with two or three droplet stains on the front of my boxers (don’t wear briefs).

And the sad part is, my glans has become larger from jelqing, and this issue has been even more prevalent, and now I find that sometimes I have to hold toilet paper over my urethra for up to 20 seconds if I want my dick to be perfectly clean before putting it away.

There’s no urine actually trapped inside of my urethra, it’s just that the last few drops don’t seem to want to come off when shaking and squeezing up, as I’ve tried numerous times to reverse kegel (you know, to try and push out the remaining urin) and feel nothing left. So in other words, whenever I’m done, the little remaining urine isn’t coming off my head, and I haven’t taken a piss in over 2 years without wiping my dick off with toilet paper.

Of course, this makes me feel like a little pussy (and like I have one), but more importantly, I don’t know why the hell I’m having an issue like this, and I even joked about it once with some friends, which resulted in them all looked at me with absurd expressions on their faces and then asking me if I needed lessons on how to use a penis. :furious:

I’ve contemplated going to a urologist to get it checked out, however, I’m no fan of getting things stuck inside of my dick, let alone have the balls to look at a doctor and talk about this like it’s some life/death situation that I want to cure.

I mean yeah, I could live with it (like I have been doing so), but I feel pathetic to not be able to use a urinal or take a piss behind the bushes when I know I don’t have anything to wipe off the remaining droplets of urine that get “stuck” there (except for my fingers). This isn’t really that big of a problem for me and I’ve never had any urine related problems (like kidney stones or burning sensations), but it has become annoying as hell for me.

Anyway, since Thunder’s Place is a place people visit mostly to talk all about dick (heh that probably didn’t come out right), I was wondering if anyone else here has/had a situation like this, and more importantly, if anyone knows how to alleviate it, or if I should just go see a urologist. Oh yeah, and cranberry juice and other liquids that are supposed to loosen out the urine (or whatever) have done nothing for me in this case.

Damn, the shame…


Last edited by j384 : 05-12-2003 at .

I have a similar problem. When I finally ended up doing is a few “top and bottom only” dry jelq strokes after I’m done shaking it. This will, at least for me, get the last few drops out. Then just shake and repeat if necessary.

You may not want to do this in a public restroom in front of other people but it could save you some toilet paper.


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I’ve had the same fucking thing for as long as I can remember… It’s not PE related for sure.. Sometimes worse then others…

bunbuster: Doing a few dry jelq strokes up and down does nothing for it.

Maybe I didn’t explain it properly…it’s not really like a drop of piss that is left, it’s more like a residue of urine that is just sitting on the outside of the urethra.

USUALLY the amount that is “stuck” is barely noticeable for me to see, but I can definitely feel the smidget of piss that is still sitting there, not coming off my dick, so I just put toilet paper over it to make sure it’s perfectly clean.

After putting on the toilet paper, a stain of piss that is exactly the same size/length as my dick hole gets on the paper, and then the head is finally completely dry.

It seems like the outside of my urethra is shaped in some way that causes the last smidget of urine to have trouble falling out or something..

I’m not going to say I’m GLAD regularwhiteguy has the same problem, cause I wouldn’t want anyone else to have to suffer the same annoyance, but at least it’s good to know I’m not alone here..

It happens to me, too. I use toilet paper when I can and when I don’t, I don’t. The underwear will wash. If your mom still does your laundry believe me she’s seen worse.

The real problem here is how your are (or aren’t) dealing with it. Sounds a little obsessive-compulsive. And that is something a lot of PEers deal with (other threads here about OCD) so I’m not bringing it up to make you feel bad. Just sort of wondering out loud if the ritual might be the problem and not the few droplets of urine.

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Originally posted by westla90069
The real problem here is how your are (or aren't) dealing with it. Sounds a little obsessive-compulsive. And that is something a lot of PEers deal with (other threads here about OCD) so I'm not bringing it up to make you feel bad. Just sort of wondering out loud if the ritual might be the problem and not the few droplets of urine.

I agree to some extent (without knowing other details) this does fit into the rumination type behavior associated with OCD. Do you ever have to do this toilet paper ritual again because in your mind it was not done correctly? When you are waiting that 10-12 seconds after urinating do you have to count to a particular number each time? Do you have fears of infection, germs and/or dirtiness if that small amount of urine is not perfectly cleaned before returning your penis to your pants? Do you hold in urine to avoid having to go through this ordeal?


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I’ve always had a little droplet stubbornly stay behind and then appear as a small wet spot later on. I have taken to using a square of tissue to keep my trousers dry. This problem has gotten worse since my dick is bigger. I could stand there all day seems like shaking it.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

I figured if you can’t beat it, join it.

Now I just need help figuring out how to explain that quarter sized wet spot on my kneecap… :)


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I think it’s perfectly normal. I have the same problem, sometimes I use paper and sometimes I don’t. I’m sure some of your buddies who asked if you needed to be taught how to use a dick (if they were male) have the same problem. I’m 24 and have done this for as long a I can remember, it seems. LONG before PE.


"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty". -Roland, in Stephen King's The Last Gunslinger

Now matter how you shake and dance, the last always falls in your pants.

I’ve heard that little rhyme somewhere or another. Your friends are just being typical, insecure pricks. It happens to many if not most of us. It’s not much of an issue to me because I generally do not wear underwear, but if I was required to wear some light colored pants, I suppose I too, would have to do the toilet paper thing. It’s a small price to pay for being male considering the whole menstruation issue that the ladies have to deal with.

I have it worse.

3 years ago, the only type of PE I knew about was pumping. So I bought this cheap piece of $hit out of the back of a men’s magazine which was 2 1/2” in diameter and no gauge. Needless to say, I went full bore. I got 1/2” from it, but it distorted my dick to the right and now when I piss it tries to ‘stream’ as if under pressure (like a spray head on a garden hose). I cant tell whether its changed for better or worse through conventional PE either. Once I ever get done with length, I’m going to do some directional bending and jelqing to see if I can undo the damage.

I thought I was the only one. I have used tp to get those stubborn droplets since I was 8. I feel that in my case though it may have become a compulsive disorder. I have to dry it with tp, or else I’ll come back and do it anyway, even if I completely dry. During my early college days though I used to dry on my boxers seeing as it wasn’t much.


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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I agree to some extent (without knowing other details) this does fit into the rumination type behavior associated with OCD. Do you ever have to do this toilet paper ritual again because in your mind it was not done correctly?

I don’t have to do it “again” ..once is enough.

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When you are waiting that 10-12 seconds after urinating do you have to count to a particular number each time?

I don’t really count, that was just an estimate. I just run the toilet paper around the dickhole for several seconds and when I don’t see any more drops coming up on the square, I toss it in and flush.

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Do you have fears of infection, germs and/or dirtiness if that small amount of urine is not perfectly cleaned before returning your penis to your pants?

I don’t have fears of any of that, but I just find it annoying to have to walk around for whatever period of time that follows urinating, having spots of piss on my boxers/pants. I do my own laundry so I could care less about piss stains, but it’s the fact that I have to walk around the rest of the day with wet spots on my boxers constantly touching my dick that annoys me.

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Do you hold in urine to avoid having to go through this ordeal?

Hmm….after getting drunk a couple times I remember I didn’t want to piss in the bushes cause I didn’t have anything to wipe with, so I waited till I got to a bathroom or restroom. But if I had a wicked piss brewing (like after sitting in a 2 hour movie), I’ll go no matter what. However, I still don’t use urinals.

Yeah I guess this issue is a bit OCDish, but I guess if there are so many of you out there that have the samething, I suppose I should stop fussing over it and live with getting my underwear or pants a little drippy..

For all I know, this “issue” has been going on for years, but I probably just started noticing/caring more about it since starting PE..

It happens to me and I’m sure to many others as well. Why else would there be a saying like:

“You can shake it, you can smack it, you can slap it against the wall. But you must put it in your pants for that last drop to fall” :)

Yep you can never get it all. My boxers always cath the last drop:(

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