( I Didn't write this) A must read PE poem for everyone!
I didn’t author it, but i think it’s funny as hell. It was posted over at the PE Forums…
“ode To My Penis”
A little something I’ve been working on. (Pun intended!)
“My little friend”
This is for you, My little Friend,
To help you understand…
I know you think I’m punishing you
With my own two hands.
For, it seems every time you’re sleeping
So calm and warm and mild.
I rip you from your slumber
And beat you like a red-headed step child!
Well, I know how you’ve always wanted to have
One of those sexy super models.
But all you get is stretched
And slapped and choked and yanked and throttled!
You say “It’s supposed to be a pleasure!”
“This is supposed to be fun!”
Then you try to hide from the Measure,
Yet, your day has just begun.
I shove you in a plastic pipe
And suck out all the air.
You’re screaming ‘This just isn’t right!”
As I’m shaving all your hair.
You suffer through the swinging
Of the hanging metal locks.
And just when you’ve recovered
From the heavy coined filled socks.
Just when you think it is over
But before you can relax.
I walk into another room
And bring on more strange acts!
I wrap a ring around your throat
And the twins that live below you.
I cut off all your circulation
And claim: ‘I’m just trying to grow you.’
Even at the toilet
You can’t take a leisurely break.
Even there I stretch you out
As if to choke a snake.
I’m sure you get depressed
‘Cause you think I’ll never be happy.
And I know when Mr.Fowfer visits
Your life seems pretty ‘crappy’.
But I also know you understand
How proud I am of you.
Through all the torturous rituals
You’ve noticeably grew.
Of course there are those times, when
We both had our doubts.
But they all seem to vanish
With our ladys’ moans and shouts.
I know you wait til I’m asleep
And then you strut you stuff.
You strike a pose and show your veins
And shout ‘I’m long and strong and tough!’
And almost every morning
You’re still standing ‘at attention’.
You’re always prepared for another day
Of ‘beating up’ and ‘lynching’.
Even tho a time or two
I’ve ‘pushed’ a bit too much.
You’ve regained all your spirit “plus”
For the quest of the super models’ touch.
I hope now it’s clear to you
Why you’re living in slight pain.
But, we’ve still got a ways to go,
A few more goals to gain.
So here’s to you, My Little Friend
Whatever they may name you.
Just keep up the good work
And I promise I won’t maim you!
When that ‘fine day’ finally comes
We’ll remember this little talk.
Yes, one ‘fine day’ that sexy super model will hold you proudly
And change your name from ‘Dick’ to ‘Cock’!
EDIT: This thread was pruned from PE Forums, does anyone know who the author is or have a copy of the post?? ThunderSS
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Last edited by goingdeeper : 06-27-2002 at .