size perception based on pissing sounds

For some time now, some time before I started PEing, I’ve had a pretty weak flow, and so I always make an effort to piss on the side of the bowl, so people can’t hear the dripping. Occasionally (one of my good mates actually) I hear this unbeliveable torrent in the cubicle next to me, as if someone had unleashed Niagra Falls in the adjacent recepticle.

I find this very intimidating.

Since I’ve been PEing my flow has been even worse, and, to be honest, a bit messy, especially after a session. There’s fuckall pressure and sometimes it’s just easier to sit down to avoid making a mess.

Do people assume penis size based on the sound of urine hitting whatever it’s being aimed at?

Lol I used to, and in somewhat correlates to flaccid size I think: the larger the flaccid unit, the more piss comes out at ones. My experience supports this, as my dick grows from PE.

You ever though about seeing a specialist?

I wasn’t very clear, it only really gets a bit spluttery after a hard PE session, I can piss in a straight line most of the time, its just weak flow, producing an unimpressive sound.

I haven’t considered a specialist…I don’t really think its pathological.

Just wait untill you have to piss like a racehorse.

It varies for me, but when I really have to go it sounds like a damn firehose.

I’ve always been told that I piss too loudly, “like a horse” ive heard a few times. Back when I lived with my parents they apparently could hear me from downstairs.

A possible solution to your issue may be to take up sounding/urethra stretching.

It’s one of those subjects that isn’t worth getting too bogged down in, but from my experience, I always associated sharp, fast flow with shorter dicks and relaxed, voluminous flow with longer dicks. Of course this is claptrap as one hasn’t taken into account how full the bladder is in each case. :spy:

My urethra acts like a slit with a hole at each end, so often I’m either pissing two streams, the lower hole is the main direct flow and the upper an arcing sprinkler. When at full tilt, the stream ejects as 1” wide vertical blade of piss. :shrug:

I would say it has more to do with the size of your urethra opening size then actual cock size, also whether your cut or uncut also makes a difference.

I’m uncut, and most the time I pull my foreskin back when I go, it doesn’t sound like a ‘gushing torrent’ where as with my foreskin not pulled back, it sounds like a bigger sound.
Also, my boyfriend is a bit smaller than me, but when he pisses, he sounds alot louder. Another thing to consider is your standing directly in front of the bowl, toilet blocks are tiled, so there is going to be alot of reverberation around the room, making it sound bigger.

I don’t think you could ever determine someones size by the sound they make peeing.

Public Urinal Pee Resonation

Wha? You’re thinking too much.

May be you have the prostate gland a little bit inflamed, sometimes this can take a cronical aspects and the weak urine flow is the main symptom. SAW PALMETTO (Serenoa Repens) works great for this! Consider that saw palmetto is also a very good aphrodisyac.

Actually, I always thought a louder sound meant a small flaccid. Louder sound indicates the piss is falling from a greater height, so it’s at a higer velocity when it hits the bowl, therefore the guy’s cock is higher up on his body, meaning unless he’s folded it in half, his cock is small.

I am uncut, and it sounds like I am pissing out of a turkey baster or a medicine dropper, which is very belittling. I don’t think about this too much when I’m by myself.

However, when I hear someone pissing near by, it is usually a garden hose sound, and I immediately proceed to pissing on the side of the bowl. Sigh.

Physics are correct, theory is wrong. The height of the person plays a bigger roll in how far the penis is from the ground than the flaccid length. Think about it, a guy that’s 8 foot tall with a 12 inch penis is going to be much further from the toilet than someone with dwarfism and a 2 inch penis, but according to your theory, the 8 foot tall guy has the smaller penis.

Sometimes I think the same issue. But I think it is just paranoia and obsession. From a Newtonian perspective the big the hole, the big the flow… Bigger urethra, louder pissing sound…

Freud says that those who have easy urine flow have premature ejaculation.