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Profession, Hobbies, Interests, and BPEL/EG??

Profession, Hobbies, Interests, and BPEL/EG??

You here this all the time when singles meet for the first time. “What do you do” “What are you interested in” etc, etc..

Now, I think men should divulge their size and woman should divulge what size they can take (not sure if this is measurable:) ) I think this would only help the old “Are we compatible” question :) I’m quite certain this won’t happen, but it seems to be one of those “important little secrets”

“Hi my name is ABC, I’m a doctor, and I’m 6.7” Bone pressed”

haha,

Try it tonight and report back to us on what her response was. I’d like to know. ;)

-Vegas


Move a little closer, Honey.

I've got a big prick for you.

^^Lol

I have a sense that you will be better off starting out with the old “What’s your sign?” ploy. She won’t walk away quite so fast.


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avocet8

Yes. And women should state the size of their cooch too.

EX: “My name is Bertha, I work at the DMV and have a cow pussy”

how about we tell then how much of a pig we are and they tell us how psycho they are.

“Hi I’m Bob and I stare at womens breasts when I talk to them”

“Hi Bob, I’m Jenny and if you date me you will not be allowed to have any friends!”

Originally Posted by stubby
how about we tell then how much of a pig we are and they tell us how psycho they are.

“Hi I’m Bob and I stare at womens breasts when I talk to them”

“Hi Bob, I’m Jenny and if you date me you will not be allowed to have any friends!”


Too funny! hilarious


The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Hillarious and true! Wait till you get married. Then the word “Ball & Chain” takes on meaning for you too.

LOL, this post is too funny!

I got another suggestion, let’s throw in our most bizarre sexual turn-ons too!

“Hi, my name is Bob, look here’s my dick, and I would love to choke and slap you while you’re dressed up like my grandma.”

Dialektiks

You mean you have that fantasy too? I thought I was the only one! We should hook up….

dialektics,

That one would have made Steven King proud.

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