New guy saying Hi!

I am going to use the recent influx of n00bs to re-start my own PE experience. I don’t know my current stats but will post them soon. I can tell that most of my loss of gains from lack of “cementing” them are in the girth department which is fine with me as I started out chubbie. Hint to other newbies that are freaking out at the sound of loosing gains, do a search for “cementing gains”.

A quick intro: I have never had penis size issues or worried about being large enough. When I discovered an online community of guys making their units bigger I had to try it out just to see if it was possible. I like women quite a bit and they, for the most part, reciprocate. I am very smart and highly gifted in some weird areas on top of that. I am also what many would call “insane.”

Now for some quick questions that anyone with half a brain would figure out have been asked about 10,000 times before. Search function? WTF?

1) Does masturbation affect gains? Will it make me go blind or grow hair on my palms? I am currently spanking it 5 times per day on the average. Is that to much?

2) Does this stuff really work? I mean 60,000 plus members and the site being up and running since 1987 is all well and good but you guys are all just making this stuff up, right?

3) I know you guys have a newbie routine specifically designed so that newbies can learn PE without breaking their dicks but I can skip that?

4) I read that the “Langemann” technique is the most powerful method in the PE arsenal. Can I combine that with the newbie routine?

5) One of the other members here keeps sending me private messages suggesting that we get together so he can give me “hands on” PE training. He says that he will charge me $20 per lesson. Is this a good price?

6) I read some posts by a guy named Marco where he talks a lot about using a strap-on. Do I need to get one right away or can I hold off and see if the newbie routine works for me?

1. Yes. It could. You have callused hands yet?

2. For some. Nope.

3. At you own risk.

4. Depends on what you are looking for I guess.

5. Best get into the strap on end of things as quickly as you can, you know, before they become illegal.

I didn’t know they even had the Internet in 1987

Limited privacy right now around the house and doing insane hard core workout regime which makes me fall asleep at odd moments. My PE currently consists of stretching in the hot tub 2 out of 3 days around 3-4 am when muscle pain wakes me up.

Current stats: 7.5X6”s

Must be nice.