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my routine and my privacity

my routine and my privacity

hello guys,
I´ve started my routine like one month ago
I do stretch and dry jelq from 15 to 20 mins 3 days on, 1 out
I can notice no gains, I just think its a little larger, and after milking I mesure it 0.5 centimeter longer
do you think thats a good routine or I would have to spend more time with PE to see results?

the other think is that i have no privacity as I live with my parents…
The other day i was jelqing in my room with closed door and my father was trying to get in…
I stoped jelqing and opened the door, My father got really angry because He dosent want me to stay with closed door…
That sucks…
I dont know what to do now
I cant just jelq with my door opened…. hahahha
thats it
thanks

Originally Posted by pedrobilau
the other think is that i have no privacity as I live with my parents…

Sucks doesn’t it? I have none either because I live with my kids. And it’s “privacy”

“Privacity” is what Bill Gates has turned Redmond Washington into.

Originally Posted by pedrobilau
The other day i was jelqing in my room with closed door and my father was trying to get in…

We do that just to mess with you. We actually know that you are either beating off or at least bonding with your willy in ways that would shock Granny. And since we are married to your mother, we probably aren’t getting laid enough, and we get jealous if you as a kid have more prostrate activity than we do. It actually goes way back to when we were about to get a good piece of ass, got all ready, and you decided at that very split second that you NOW wanted your shitty diaper changed.

It’s all about Revenge.

Originally Posted by pedrobilau
I stoped jelqing and opened the door, My father got really angry because He dosent want me to stay with closed door…

And you’re probably standing there with half a tent in your pants, looking all innocent and shit, going, “Dad, dude, I was just uh, researching my homework.”

Originally Posted by pedrobilau
I cant just jelq with my door opened…. hahahha

Doesn’t ol’ Dad have a job, or is he constantly there listening for the pop of the Vaseline bottle?

I’ll give you some solid advice. Get a Whoopee cushion and jelq in the bathroom.
Hehe.


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Pedro,

I’m not sure if Oscar was trying to help there, or just wind you up. Sounds like he is very suspicious of his kids. Maybe it’s just that he was a filthy little pervert when he was a kid - always touching himself. I know I was.

Anyway, the bathroom advice is good (if you ignore the whoopee cushion) although your parents will still probably think that you are having a quick fiddle. I once had a particular long trip to the toilet at my grandparents and as I came out I was greeted by my Grandad telling me that he knew what I was doing in there. “I was having a big shit grandad” I wanted to say (and was the truth), but was a bit taken back by my grandad talking about me playing with myself.

Try running the shower while jelqing, you can jelq in or out of the shower, but make sure that you get yourself wet before coming out of the bathroom. You don’t want them to hear you in the shower for half an hour and then come out bone dry.

Other ideas are things like hanging your coat on the back of the door, so that whenever you are PEing it *accidentally* falls onto the floor stopping the door from being opened for the few seconds you need to pull your underwear up. Alternatively, you can jelq in bed at night or in the morning, no one can blame you if they walk in and you have morning wood.

Otherwise tell your dad you need some privacy, or if possible get a lock on your door. Your parents will think it is more filthy behaviour, but they are going to think that you are doing it regardless.

Well, I hope that makes some sense. As for your routine, it is fine for starters. Eventually, you will want to build up your routine, but hopefully by then you will have worked out a way to get more privacy.

Good luck.

LB

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