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I hope to be cock of the walk

I hope to be cock of the walk

Hello, fellas -

Obviously, I’m new here. And rather than lurk these boards like some geek, I thought I’d offer an introduction of myself. I am Beef, but y’all can call me Beef. I’m a 38 year-old cockasian and am very interested in penile enhancement, hence, my signing on to this wonderful site - and it truly is wonderful, no lie. This place is like a revelation in that, until I found it, I thought that PE was a very limited endeavour with only a few select exercises involved. But a tour of Thunder’s sure put that notion to rest. God bless you guys who had the guts to be so open by posting your routines and your gain picks. I’m inspired.

Anyway, I’m not totally new to PE. About a year ago, I was surfing and happened upon another (lesser) site describing the ancient Sudanese Muslim art of Jelqing. This site made impressive claims and, I ain’t gonna lie, what guy wouldn’t want a bigger, thicker dick? So, I decided to give this jelqing thing a try.

To begin with, my measurements were 6.25” bpel and 4.5” eg. Flaccid, I measured 4.76” long. I decided to follow the given program to the letter for about a month to see if I caught any significant gains. There was a five-minute warm-up, followed by a five-minute stretch, and then 100 jelqs (overhand proved easiest for me). To conclude, I would do a warm-down. Well, let’s not beat around the bush, here: I was totally shocked. Even after only the first time, my cock looked fuller and more manly - I know that sounds weird but I’m sure you get my meaning. I measured (later I would learn that measuring every day is not a good idea) and, sure enough, my dick was .25” longer and considerably more full. I had found a new hobby.

My routine went on for the next few weeks and I began to add to my stretching (15 min.) and jelqing (I added 100 strokes per week) while, also, incorporating more rest days (I couldn’t even touch my dick after the first week, it was so raw!). Unfortunately and sadly, there was a death in the immediate family and I sorta had to give it up. But, before I did, I did a final measurement and - lo and behold - I was now at 7” bpel and 5” eg; my hang was a little over 5”. This shit works!

It’s been a year since I last did any PE and, now, I think it’s high time that I got back into the swing and aimed for the Big Boy’s Club. My eventual goal is to breach 8.5” bpel (about 8” nbpel) and 6” eg with a 6”+ hang. I’ve seen from my own bit of experience and from your guys’ pics that this is not an unrealistic goal - it can be done. God willing, one day I’ll be that one guy at the gym (you know the one) who walks around the locker room with his proud cock a’dangling, making every other guy in there feel envious and shortchanged. I hate that guy - I so want to be him for a day. Well, maybe I won’t be quite that bad, but I’ll, at least, have something to be proud of and worth sharing in the member’s pics forum.

By the way, I haven’t taken a current measurement, but it looks like I kept my length but lost a little in girth. So, I guess I start with the newbie routing tomorrow morning. Wish me luck!

Sincerely, Beef


Don't be a dick! Unless, you're being the biggest dick you can be.

Good luck Beef and welcome to Thunder’s Place. Happy to have you here and glad to see you posting AND for putting your location in your profile. Keep us informed of your progress, post a pic if you dare, and record your progress in the database.

That’s a great first post, Beef. Welcome to the forum. I can tell you’ll contribute a lot of good insight and commentary.

I got to ask though: what’s a cockasian? You mean a Caucasian? Or some hybrid of a penis and person from Asia?

Sorry, just giving you shit. I know what you mean… Or I’m pretty sure I know what you mean.

Thanks fellas...

I actually found this site about 2 weeks ago and have been going through the threads gathering info on what would be best for me PE-wise. I’m gonna start slow but progress at a pretty constant rate - barring my penis exploding, that is (ha ha). As for me posting a pick, I’d like to wait a bit and become a little more “computer-saavy” before I even attempt it. God forbid, I post my picture and it, somehow, gets E-mailed to friends and family. Yikes! Plus - I don’t think I have the proper equipment, yet (camera wise - lol).

Thanks for making me feel welcome.


Don't be a dick! Unless, you're being the biggest dick you can be.

Welcome aboard, Beef!

You have a great attitude that I’m sure will enable you to reach your goal. Feel free to share your routine and update everyone on your progress.

Good luck!

Beef,

Welcome, 4 3/4 flaccid is a pretty reasonable locker room hang I think, wish I had that. But I know what you mean, I’m less self conscious in the shower room now but would like to be the “oh shit look at that” dude.

Sounds like you made pretty good gains in the past, hope as you continue to PE the gains will continue.

And sorry to hear about the loss in the family that’s always tough.

Great post Beef, and welcome to Thunder’s! I look foward to reading your future posts. Good luck!

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