There are a few times that showing a bulge would be fun, but 95% of the time, it’s more awkward and uncomfortable than anything else. Catching your friends checking out your dick is something no man should be made to endure.
Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.
Originally Posted by .Parry.
So it’s pleasing to have a 10 year old look at your penis?
Lol!that is funny!!
Well done parry lol!
I recommend buying a thick trench coat, then approach a stranger or a group of strangers (preferable young girls in school uniform), then ask them if they would like to buy some counterfiet jewlery or candy or weed or whatever, then, when they reply (it doesn’t matter if they say yes or no), flamboyantly whisk your coat open and reveal ALL of yourself and shout
“HERE I AM!”
I guarantee that will make you a shower :D
Alternatively, if you mean a shower as in the type that sprays water onto naked people, I suggest communication with your shower faucet. I think you’ll be surprised how witty and informative faucets can be when spoken to nicely.