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What's the deal with pussy?

I have run across a few stinkers, but to be honest I like a pussy to smell like a pussy not all perfumed. I used to love after my X got home from the gym it didn’t smell sweaty just musky and I loved it, mix that with the smell of leather and I’m good to go. And I could smell when she was ovulating also that was a get me horny kind of smell. She would get so wet at that point that girl had a golden pussy the rest of her left a lot to be desired


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

If it smells like fish, it’s a good dish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone:-)

Capn hook- I just don’t like the smell, I’m comparing the odor to what turns me on, and it doesn’t, it’s actually a big turn off. I’m not gay, I jack off to hot chicks, not the males, but when I get down to business I just don’t like that smell. I think I’m going to make a “stank mask” so I can fuck without smelling that shit, damn. Of course with a mask on during sex, I don’t think I’ll ever get any again. I’m happy with jerking off anyways.

You could use plastic wrap. Some girls like it.


-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.

-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...

hung-

Please don’t think I meant to suggest you are anything but straight - I didn’t.
I am being sincere when I say that for some guys vagina is an acquired taste. I’m not discounting the possibility that there very well may be a “problem” with these young ladies’ coochies.

Fortunately for me, my first taste of Goddess Nectar was a high school dalliance with a delicious Argentinian doll who could probably have gone a month without bathing and still smell like a tulip.
Subsequent dives down under have taught me that there can be quite a difference from one clam platter to the next. Though I have never come across one I found so over-powering that I didn’t stay down.
But then, I even find the sweet musk of a feminine amber eye a tasty treat so I may not be the best judge.

What is telling is that you are getting a stank breeze just by banging them - or do I have that wrong? If that is the case, you might be dealing with a couple of “problem” pussies.

Originally Posted by Philadelph
It’s kind of funny. The few times when I thought I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant I was waiting on her to get her period, every couple hours she would tell me to smell her pussy. I was desperately hoping to get a whiff of a stank-ass pussy. Finally when it did start to stink I was so happy and I knew I was home free!


MATE
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!

I guess I’m lucky…I LOVE the smell of my wife’s pussy. I can’t get enough of it. For some reason she just can’t understand that after a shave (me, not her), I just love to rub my face in her pussy and then walk around with her scent on my face all day!! Best aftershave I ever had (except it seems to attract lesbians)!!

If she’s got a bit of a smell on, or you find yourself confronted with a smattering of pussy fudge. Instead of recoiling, suck your thumb and slowly rim her pussy……this will clear away the fudge and help the flow of fresh love juice which will bring a fresh aroma with it. Then enjoy your feast :)

Originally Posted by hunglo77
I’m not gay, I jack off to hot chicks, not the males

:D I love this shit

Originally Posted by Andrew69
Best aftershave I ever had (except it seems to attract lesbians)!!

Lol

The smell of pussy and lesbians? What’s wrong with that?

Hey KOG! My girl says she thinks she smells “Starchy, like potatoes” but I don’t see it… literally, and I don’t smell it either.

I like a good pussy smell. It’s sexy, a turn on, and you can smell the faint scent on your upper lip long after you part company ;)
There are only a very few rare times when it smells slightly unpleasant, usually around period time, but even then it’s not so bad that I won’t go down there :D

Originally Posted by secjay
Hey KOG! My girl says she thinks she smells “Starchy, like potatoes” but I don’t see it… literally, and I don’t smell it either.

I like a good pussy smell. It’s sexy, a turn on, and you can smell the faint scent on your upper lip long after you part company ;)
There are only a very few rare times when it smells slightly unpleasant, usually around period time, but even then it’s not so bad that I won’t go down there :D

Ah, another potato pussy. I knew there had to be another one out there somewhere. I like the smell of a clean pussy, too. Hell, I even like the smell of a pussy with the slight musky smell that they can get at the end of a day. Luckily, I’ve only found one pussy that literally forced me to stop breathing. It shocked my system, and I had to get away from that deadly hole as fast as I could.

The worst smell that I’ve ever encountered when eating my wife is the smell of my dick. :)


"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty". -Roland, in Stephen King's The Last Gunslinger

So it stinks a bit. Can’t have everything. ;)


Starting: 6.5 X 5 EBP 4 X 4.1 Flaccid .........................Break: 7.563 X 5.5 EBP 5.25 X 4.375 Flaccid

Restart: 7.12 X 5.12 EBP 4.5 X 4.5 Flaccid

Goal: Somewhere between "Oh my God!!" and the end of blowjobs.

I would say it is nothing more then bad luck… With over 100 cunts busted I think I’ve encountered 3 (tops )that were in the rotten category… One was bad enough I actually threw-up and installed Vic’s vapor rub into my nose because the remaining smell was causing me to gag…

When I was growing up I had this dog that was my best friend, I heard him barking up a storm by the hay stack one fine summer day so I ran over to where all this action was taking place… I arrived just in time to be hit with skunk spray… Bad pussy is very much the same!!

RWG

regularwhiteguy: You have had sex with over 100 girls in your life? Damn, how old are you? What’s your secret?

Other than decomposing flesh there is no worse smell than skunk. Not the kind you smell at a distance owing to road kill, but the real thing: Skunk Attack.
The shit they blow out of their ass is so powerful and noxious it can set your hair on fire.

RWG - sounds almost as if your dog had a twisted sense of humor and set you up?

KOG,
You crack me up! It never fails that you will pull some shit out of the hat that I never heard of. Potatoes. If it wasn’t for secjay backing you up I would think that you were full of it.

Lurky,
Just when I thought KOG had me, you pop out with taco seasoning. Oh man.

For my .02 cents worth. My first wife was so clean she had no smell and no taste at all. It was almost sterile. My new wife is perfect; she has that slight scent and taste that makes her alive and not a wax dummy. I will eat her out and she will actually get irritated at me for walking around the rest of the day for curling my lip up so that I can smell her scent in my moustache. The fermones that are in there can keep me pumped all day.


I feel like a little bity worm on a great big hook.

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