Boy have I got a story for you guys.......
Its about my experience with Nair Hair Removal Cream and my package. As I’m writing to you as I type, I sit here in agony for my balls have been taken to a whole new different realm of pain in which I have never experienced. I’m sorry, I’m getting ahead of my self so let’s start from the top shall we?
It was a Saturday night,(this past one) I’m getting ready to hit the clubs with my boys. Well it just so happened to be the same day that I would routinely shave Pete and the twins. Well I had just so happened to come across some Nair and decided that I would use it for the first time. After all, I’d heard great things about it from a thread in PE Forums. Well I read the bottle and part of the directions were to first try a small amount of it on the area that you wish to remove hair to see how it will react to your skin. But I was like f*ck that, I don’t have time to wait around (My friends were heading over just then so the reaction test was out of the picture.) So I wasted no time, in greasing up the “boys” and I decided to let it sit for 6 minutes because hey, the bottle said it could irritate the skin if removed too early. As a couple minutes go by I start to feel a little burning sensation but it was bearable at the time so I decided to think happy thoughts( like my testicles aren’t burning, they arEN’T BURNING!!) Six minutes rolls around, and it’s time to use the warm washcloth(THANK GOD!!!) The moment I take one wipe under the twins all F*CKIN’ HELL BREAKS LOOSE!! I don’t really know how to put into words other than it felt like like my balls felt like they were run through McDonald’s damn deep fryer!!! So my soon to be impotent ass jumps into the shower and I turn that f*cker on full blast. Warm water, cold water water I didn’t give a sh*t what came out of shower head as long as it was some form of liquid that would extinguish the fires from hell on my poor helpless balls. When I finished hosing myself off, I examined my crucified sac and come to see that the Nair had burned my balls RAW. The first layer of skin was somewhat evident on my sac but not much. Sh*t, my balls rivaled the same color as hot coals. So I waddled over to the drawers in the bathroom to find anything to help me in my time of need. What do I find to save the day? It was neosporin. Small applications to the infected area didn’t apply here so I took a big glob of it and smothered my sac. Let me tell you, the moment I did that I swear it had felt as if god’s healing hand was placed on it.
If you think that was end to my super day, guess again. That’s just the first half of the story. The other half is what happened at the club. But that’s another story, and I don’t really feel like writing a damn book on my first post here on this forum.
So in conclusion, I would like to give you some words of advice. You must ask yourself one question when using Nair, how do I want my balls: well done or medium rare? Remember, friends don’t let friends use Nair!!