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Improve the taste of your semen v 2.0

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All in the name of science my friends. :)


I miss this place.

Old stats: not sure but not much smaller

Currently: BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5 Goal: The holy grail of course. (8x6)

Originally Posted by Shagnasty
Instead of mixing the above ingredients, I experimented by mixing tuna flavored cat food, vinegar, Limburger cheese and raw meat. About 8 hours after I ate the mixture (BTW it tasted horrible) I laid on my back with my legs straight in the air where my penis was looking me in the face. The I jacked off until I squirted all over my face and in my mouth. I wanted to get the best taste possible so I kind of let it ooze down my throat. I have to say the taste was not pleasant, but when I took a shit in my backyard, my dog sure enjoyed eating it.

That’s disgusting. Has anyone actually tasted their own cum?


Starting Measurements - BPEL 6.5" EG 5"

Goals - BPEL 8" EG 6"

Current Measurements - Gaining length mostly

Originally Posted by ToolMan69er
That’s disgusting. Has anyone actually tasted their own cum?

Sure. I have. And I think every man who wants a woman to swallow and has not had a taste of what he offers is a damned hypocrite. Whats the problem?

I am astonished how much of these ****** are sneaking in here.

I thought broccolli makes your semen taste bitter? Did I miss something?


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Originally Posted by Schabernack
Sure. I have. And I think every man who wants a woman to swallow and has not had a taste of what he offers is a damned hypocrite. Whats the problem?

I am astonished how much of these ****** are sneaking in here.

And you are referring to whom??????? Someone is an ****** because they don’t want to eat their own cum? After I orgasm, that’s the last thing I want to do. Sex is over.

I don’t ask my wife to taste her pussy juice after I’ve eaten her out. Although I would love for her to taste someone else’s.


Starting Measurements - BPEL 6.5" EG 5"

Goals - BPEL 8" EG 6"

Current Measurements - Gaining length mostly

Originally Posted by Schabernack
Sure. I have. And I think every man who wants a woman to swallow and has not had a taste of what he offers is a damned hypocrite. Whats the problem?

I am astonished how much of these ****** are sneaking in here.

Lets try to keep this thread on track.

If you want to start a different thread on the hypocrisies of men not wanting to taste their own spooge, but want women to swallow, you are free to do so. And if you do I will respond to you there.

So, back on track…

I totally forgot about this thread. Havent been here in a while due me meeting a super cool girl. I like to call her my “little cum dumpster” ;) Kidding. Anyway, I told her about this and she is willing to try it tonight. I will be taking the concoction soon. I will report back later……….

She has to get a before and after taste though, to see if your drink did the trick.

Sorry guys, didnt happen last night, but took a rain check for tonight. Will post ASAP.

That Shag is one sick puppy; but I have to admit he does make me laugh.

Back on thread, I think Viroids recipe would make an excellent cereal topping. If you toss Ejaculoid into the ingredients you can start selling it by the jar.

LWH

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

Well, we did it. She said it was more palatable (thinner) and a little sweeter. I asked her if she would prefer me to drink it on a regular basis and she said, “It dosent matter, you dont taste bad anyway”

Heres the thing: I think if your girl REALLY HATES the taste or consistency of your junk then I think this can be useful. My girl swallows anyway (whether she likes it or not i have no idea). Shes going to swallow whether she likes it or not. I love it when that time of month rolls around, eh?

Celery really works well for this. Give it a try!

What about the smell? My girl isnt too bothered by my taste, she says it doesnt really taste like anything, but she doesn’t like the bleachy smell. Any guys got a solution for that?

Jafar_t: I’ve heard you tout the benefits of celery before, but that was if you ate like 3 whole stalks. But have you actually experienced a big difference between taste when you eat celery and when you don’t? If I’m going to eat lots of nasty celery, I want to know it works.

BillyC2000: Eating 3 whole bunch is to increase the volume of ejaculation, and it was not me who posted this to this forum, and I have not tried it either. What I mean is to improve the taste of the ejaculate. Just eating 2 to 3 stalks per day will be enough. The taste of your ejaculate will be toned down after eating celery, i.e. it will almost be tasteless.

Oh yea, that was a while ago, my memory is kinda fuzzy. 2-3 stalks isnt too bad to make it tasteless. My girl wants it to taste sweet though. I tried the whole pinapple juice thing. It didn’t really work, but then again I don’t think I drank enough to made a difference.

Guys,

there are women who like to swallow and women who don’t. It has nothing to do with the taste: it’s a sexual perversion. It’s exciting to see their perverted will to taste the strong male taste of semen, who cares if they like fruit or not!?

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