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Burned my penis on a light bulb

Burned my penis on a light bulb

Last night I was warming up for my veteran routine under my red IR light bulb, and relaxing while watching some good porn with the bulb was just inches away from my dick. I went with the cheaper wattage not knowing it’s strength so it has to be closer. As my flaccid started to grow I didn’t think any thing of it until…. I got an erection and felt this SHARP SEARING PAIN! I was frying my penis on the light bulb.

As it turns out it wasn’t that bad, just a small circle missing the outer most layer of skin, and about 30 min of pain. I have plenty of experience with first degree burns working in a kitchen and having to suck it up to get the job done. This was nothing compared to having a dumb ass cook poor searing hot gravy in your hand and watching you writhe in agony holding a pan of food.

I still got the job done with the help of some numbing cream…..doesn’t even hurt now that it has worn off. Though I think it’s safe to say no masturbation for a few days.


Bpel: 8", Bpeg: 6", Mbeg: 5.75", Meg: 5.5", Aheg: 5.25", Heg: 4.5" - 11/18/11

Bpel: 8", Bpeg: 6", Mbeg: 5.875", Meg: 5.63", Aheg: 5.38", Heg: 4.75" - 5/18/12

Bpel:+1/4", Bpeg:6", Mbeg: 5.875", Meg:+1/16", Aheg: +1/16", Heg: +1/16" - 6/18/12

Anytime a bulb goes on above that head it’s usually a bad idea. ;)

Seriously though, I wish you a speedy recovery.


Keep an open mind and a closed wallet... unless it\'s open to making a donation!

Aversion training is some of the most effective there is. Bet you won’t do that again!

To make matters worse…..

At my uncles wake Saturday when spreading his ashes on a dirt bike, I ran through some weeds and got both legs full of stinging nettles, and then crashed and fell on a cactus. By the end of the day I had more cuts and bruises than I planed on but I had forgotten all about my burned penis. I’m ok, I used one of those peel off masks and took out a lot of them. Let me just say, THANK GOD FOR PENIS PUMPS!


Bpel: 8", Bpeg: 6", Mbeg: 5.75", Meg: 5.5", Aheg: 5.25", Heg: 4.5" - 11/18/11

Bpel: 8", Bpeg: 6", Mbeg: 5.875", Meg: 5.63", Aheg: 5.38", Heg: 4.75" - 5/18/12

Bpel:+1/4", Bpeg:6", Mbeg: 5.875", Meg:+1/16", Aheg: +1/16", Heg: +1/16" - 6/18/12

Originally Posted by TheGreatDivider
I was frying my penis on the light bulb.

That is not something you hear every day.


Starting Stats - 5.5 NBPEL x 5.6 EG

Current Stats - 5.7 NBPEL x 6.2 EG

Goal - 7 x 6 (with hopefully a large flaccid hang)

Hahahahah

Originally Posted by TheGreatDivider
Last night I was warming up for my veteran routine under my red IR light bulb, and relaxing while watching some good porn with the bulb was just inches away from my dick. I went with the cheaper wattage not knowing it’s strength so it has to be closer. As my flaccid started to grow I didn’t think any thing of it until.. I got an erection and felt this SHARP SEARING PAIN! I was frying my penis on the light bulb.

As it turns out it wasn’t that bad, just a small circle missing the outer most layer of skin, and about 30 min of pain. I have plenty of experience with first degree burns working in a kitchen and having to suck it up to get the job done. This was nothing compared to having a dumb ass cook poor searing hot gravy in your hand and watching you writhe in agony holding a pan of food.

I still got the job done with the help of some numbing cream.doesn’t even hurt now that it has worn off. Though I think it’s safe to say no masturbation for a few days.

I had to read this one! Got a little too hot to handle watching that porn. Ouch! Now you got burned twice!


Just Saying.

Divider, hope you are doing better. That first post is hilarious. Surely its a lesson to remember, no HOT things around the penis when we are watching porn, or anytime for that matter.

Thermipaq. Best wrap-around heat pad.

Wear it anywhere around the house. No messing with hot water or light bulbs.

I can’t get my industrial heat gun anywhere near that close.

Thankfully!


Began December 2009 at 5 7/8" length and 5" girth.

As of December 5th 2012 7 3/8" BPEL and 6 1/8" base girth.

Going for the magic 8"x6"

I too have a 100w IR lamp and it needs to be pretty close to my dick.

A word of advice to anyone who reads this, get the 150w or even 250w. And for the love of god pay attention lol.

Anyhow, im glad you are ok dude! :)


Burn that tunica!

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