Burned my penis on a light bulb

Last night I was warming up for my veteran routine under my red IR light bulb, and relaxing while watching some good porn with the bulb was just inches away from my dick. I went with the cheaper wattage not knowing it’s strength so it has to be closer. As my flaccid started to grow I didn’t think any thing of it until…. I got an erection and felt this SHARP SEARING PAIN! I was frying my penis on the light bulb.

As it turns out it wasn’t that bad, just a small circle missing the outer most layer of skin, and about 30 min of pain. I have plenty of experience with first degree burns working in a kitchen and having to suck it up to get the job done. This was nothing compared to having a dumb ass cook poor searing hot gravy in your hand and watching you writhe in agony holding a pan of food.

I still got the job done with the help of some numbing cream…..doesn’t even hurt now that it has worn off. Though I think it’s safe to say no masturbation for a few days.

Anytime a bulb goes on above that head it’s usually a bad idea. ;)

Seriously though, I wish you a speedy recovery.

Aversion training is some of the most effective there is. Bet you won’t do that again!

To make matters worse…..

At my uncles wake Saturday when spreading his ashes on a dirt bike, I ran through some weeds and got both legs full of stinging nettles, and then crashed and fell on a cactus. By the end of the day I had more cuts and bruises than I planed on but I had forgotten all about my burned penis. I’m ok, I used one of those peel off masks and took out a lot of them. Let me just say, THANK GOD FOR PENIS PUMPS!

That is not something you hear every day.

I had to read this one! Got a little too hot to handle watching that porn. Ouch! Now you got burned twice!

Divider, hope you are doing better. That first post is hilarious. Surely its a lesson to remember, no HOT things around the penis when we are watching porn, or anytime for that matter.

Thermipaq. Best wrap-around heat pad.

Wear it anywhere around the house. No messing with hot water or light bulbs.

I can’t get my industrial heat gun anywhere near that close.

Thankfully!

I too have a 100w IR lamp and it needs to be pretty close to my dick.

A word of advice to anyone who reads this, get the 150w or even 250w. And for the love of god pay attention lol.

Anyhow, im glad you are ok dude! :)