Saving Private Stumpy
Hello Thunder’s Place!
Thank you all so much for the wealth of advice and information you’ve all gathered together into this website. I intend to use this thread as an ongoing progress log of my quest into the land of laying pipe.
A little background;
I’m a 22 y/o engineering student, with a penis. I’ve been with a few girls and had some “returning customers”, but I’ve always been pretty insecure with the size of my unit. I’ve never had any complaints to my face, but let’s be honest. I can try to pat my back and read statistics online; “oh see its basically average sized!”, “some girls don’t even like big dicks blah blah blah”, but at the end of the day that’s not good enough for me. Anyone with access to the internet has seen some big dick in their life whether they meant to or not, and I know it can be alot better. For years I’ve just tried to swallow the disquieting thoughts because I thought there was no alternative. From what I could glean from back alley forums and comments penis pills were basically B.S. When it came to lasting size gains. I could focus on school and hobbies and try to be flirty and social without it bothering me too much. But the thought was always there, no matter how funny or witty or how well I ironed my shirt or how many crunches I did, dammit I just want a big dick. I just want to not give a f*ck. I know I’ve read the primer, the inches behind my zipper aren’t gonna give me validation in life and true contentment and end world hunger etc. I get that, that’s fine, but just FOR ONCE I want to be able to take off my pants and not feel that little bit of shame. I want to go skinny dipping at a party and not feel like I gotta fluff up my dangle so it doesn’t look bad. It’s totally petty and selfish but I’m ok with that.
And now thanks to you all I feel like this is a small piece of my life that I can actually control. It’s not some cursed or blessed by birth situation that I just have to deal with. I don’t have to just sit there and listen to the sexual conquests of all my friends with meat sabres like I’m cool with it. “Oh no that’s great, I don’t like pussy anyway”. Alright I’ve waxed the anecdotal long enough,
Lets get down to business:
So here’s what I’m starting with:
BPEL: 5.875” MEG: 4.75” BPFL: 3ish”
Short, Stubby and ready to disappoint
I stumbled upon this forum around the end of August 2016 (for future reference)
After reading the newbie primer and Thoughtfulgold’s informative disclaimer my routine has been as such:
5 min Hot Towel Wrap
3 sets of 4 Manual Stretches (Forward, Down, Left, Right)
Each set of stretches increases in duration (1 min, 2 min and finally 3 min)
150 Wet Jelqs (Left Hand then Right Hand counts as 1)
5 min Hot Towel and cleanup
I do this in the morning and evening.. Every day.
I know most subscribe to a 2 on 1 off cycle, and after reading a few more threads I’ve started the same this week (today being my first off day since the end of august)
In addition to this I purchased a Penimaster Equivalent ADS 2 weeks ago which I wear from morning to bedtime.. Every day (I know I need a rest day)
With the ADS I also purchased a Zen Hanger Clamp, though after reading some informative posts in a few clamping threads I’ve postponed using it for fear of making my stumpy buddy too tough to stretch. I believe the general consensus is to focus on length first and then fill out the girth after.
With this routine so far my resting flaccid is noticeably longer and thicker, though I would expect that if I’m massaging blood into it for about an hour every day.
Erect length has not changed so far, though the veins are incredibly pronounced, some I had never even known were there. In particular the veins running along the flanks of the shaft and connecting to the base (I couldn’t find the thread on anatomy before I started writing this) reach a diameter of about 1/4” when erect. That’s probably normal to you guys but these veins are my new best friends.
At this point I open up to any critique of this routine I have so far. I plan to keep the same Stretching/Jelqing routine while wearing the ADS throughout the day, but I’ll start taking a complete rest every two days for the sake of safety and longevity. I know I’m impatient so I have to be smart and protect my stubby soldier.
At the end of one month with the ADS I plan to take another set of measurements and from there set some realistic goals based on the results.
Thanks for reading!