Longjohn's pumping blog
So I’ve decided to start a progress report on my new pumping routine for length. Recently purchased a pump with a 2” diameter from a pretty reputable company in the UK, it cost me an arm and a leg so I’m hoping the quality is as good as the manufacturer says it is. I’ve never pumped before so this is all new territory, but I know as a pumping newbie I’m gonna have to take it slow, I’ve read stories of overzealous pumping routines which have gained nothing but a beat up dick. I’ve done PE for a good 2 years on and off but at times lacked motivation because I haven’t seen results straight away, other times I’ve just been plain lazy. I’ve gained considerable length in the past to the point where I’ve looked down at my unit and thought ‘you’ve actually got a decent sized dick’, only to see it disappear weeks later. I also suffer from bouts of depression and anxiety, which isn’t always helpful in terms of doing PE because you need an optimistic mind set, but I’m working on that! So there’s a little background on me.
I’m hoping this progress report will give me the extra bit of motivation I need to PE long term. I’ve read practically every article on thunders, spent hours in front of my computer digesting progress reports and scientific research.
I”m hoping to gain mostly length but if pumping had the opposite effect and gave me more girth but only a little length I’d still be happy, any gain is a gain in whichever dimension! So, my goals: Improve flaccid length. Try and correct a slight congenital left curve to my dick, and also gain half an inch in length.
Warmup up for 10 mins with hot water bottle.
Pump up to 3hg and maintain for 5 mins, hot water bottle wrapped around tube.
Pump up to 4hg maintain for 5 mins.
Pump up to 5hg maintain for 5mins.
Could any vets give me advice on this routine? Does it look good? Should I go in erect or flaccid? Pump every day or every other day? Or should I just wing it and hope for the best and adjust my routine accordingly?
Goal 7 NBP X 5.5 MEG - the perfect penis size in my opinion.