Back At It Again

Well, let’s just say I’ve been slacking real bad lately and not doing my PE. I’m getting back at it again though, I just hope I will have the time and effort to put into it while I’m at boot camp cuz I’ll be in the navy. Looking for advice, support, and motivation.

Dude, I dry jelqed in the UNITED STATES NAVY Bootcamp, and on board both a barge and a fast attack submarine. Things can’t possibly have changed all that much since Sep-Nov of 2007 when I went through. You just wait til lights out and go in the head, sneak your little bottle of lotion or whatever, and get a few wet jelqs in while thinking about the few females you do see. For us it was very few being in an all male div across the hall from another brother div… But that one chunky chief petty officer looked mighty good after about a month.

A couple of tips though. Don’t get caught! No matter what, don’t get caught. While they might not mast you, they’ll embarrass you unless you make a joke about it like with ricki(recruit) boxing…. That’s where you wack off in the head trying to race another dude to finish and you yell “Ding Ding Ding” and show when you finished. It’s fucking disgusting, I know. Try to keep your reps really really small. You don’t have all night to be trying to pull on your penis because chances are you’ll get maybe 6hrs of sleep, often less, and that’s with some either 1hr or 2hr watch in the night, and chief petty officers and petty officers will come in and try to f*ck with you in the night. So focus on intensity over quality, maybe 2-3 sets tops. Don’t plan on doing PE consistently either. If you’re lucky you might be able to do it 2-3 nights a week, but you’re going to be awfully tired from all the IT and pushups after a few weeks and you’re going to need that sleep. Your body will also take a beating and not heal properly, so plan on that as well.

If you absolutley feel the need to PE in bootcamp, I just told you how. But I really would advise against it. You’ve got maybe 8 or 9 weeks (can’t remember) and you’ve got a lot to do in that time. You’ll most likely catch either a serious cold, pink eye, or walking pneumonia (like I did) which will make your first few weeks to your first month pure hell for motivation. The food really isn’t that bad and the classes over the BJM are so fucking boring you’ll most likely sleep in class and have to go stand up. But that stuff is a piece of cake compared to the real mother fucking Navy where you’re working all damn day and trying to get your quals, and study in between standing 4-8hr watches every few days, and standing around for the hurry up and wait bullshit with all of the damn meetings. At least it’s easy to PE there because you get a coffin rack and your own room with a shared kitchen and bathroom.