The Worst Thing about Pumping

The worst thing about it is just doing it. Especially if you have nothing to preoccupy yourself with like a tv show. It can be such a drag.

I look forward to my pump routine. There is nothing like the awesome feeling it gives me and watching my cock expand to maximum dimensions and what I watch on my TV is usually MFM porn. :) :up: :up:

I agree with gprent, except for me it’s different than the visual…it’s the feeling a dull ache of tissues stretching and expanding gently at jus the right pace… totally worth

Oh no, I enjoy it. Maybe I was not clear. Its just that if you do not have anything to watch its so boring. I have gotten to where I play video games with it on. Haha.

Why would you watch porn during pumping? To get hard? I normally pump soft.

I always pump hard, and always will. If you think it feels good pumping soft, then try it hard. It is even better and more stimulating. For me, it is the best way to pump by far.

Worst thing about pumping?

Someone else finding out where you stash it and thinking you are sticking that cylinder up in the ass.

I don’t usually post much, I’m the shut up and listen kind of guy but gprent just described me to a T! Ahahahahah! And I will add the after affect of my wife saying those lovely words “it doesn’t fit”.

Good time to see some Conan O´Brian/Jimmy Fallon/Jimmy Kimmel show

Cleaning up the mess afterwards.

Build up a desk 4 meters wide. It’s where I game, keep paperwork, tinker with electronics and smaller DIY. Makes 4 or 5 one hour pumping sessions pretty easy.

Edit;

Do something and PE while you’re at it, not the other way around. Works with extending for me all the same.

Another irritating thing is the clean up afterward. I use Vaseline so its all sticky. At least it keeps the seal well. :)

What do you guys clean up with? I just use dish soap and water. I keep a rubber band around my pumped member to keep the juices in for a bit. It works but I want something better in the future.

I’ve added in jelqing and stretching after each hour. I only do 1 hour most of the time but have upped it to 2 some days. More to come, especially now since I am out for the summer.

I don’t use any lube, but I use a tube ¼” larger than one I can pack so I don’t get stuck. To pump without lube I start with an erection and bone press the tube into my crotch as I begin to pump up.

I also use an elastic band right after exiting the tube, but is a nice ½” wide broccoli band that doesn’t dig into my skin. These are the bands that you can find in the produce department holding stalks of broccoli together, but you can buy new un-stretched bands here:

http://www.amaz … /dp/B00NB6ZZ0U/

Vaseline is the worst. Have you ever tried baby oil? When you finish all you need to do is wipe off the excess with a paper towel and cleaning the cylinder is much easier.

Use a water based lube, cleans really easy and won’t damage your cylinder.