The Pumping Commuter

The last few months I haven’t been pumping much, maybe 1-2 times a week. I usually do my sessions in the evenings. On the weekends there’s socializing and occasional travel that gets in the way. Weekdays I’m often too tired after work and putting the kids to bed. So I’ve been wracking my brain about finding the time and privacy to get back into regular and sustained workouts.

It finally dawned on me. My work commute! I spend about 30 minutes in the car each way. Perfect for two good sessions a day. I live in the burbs with a heavily trafficked commute that goes on both highway and city streets.

Yesterday I bought some lube (specially for the car sessions), threw a towel on the passenger seat for cover. Checked out seat position and where pump would rest. Looked pretty comfy and very manageable. I figured the biggest risk would be a neighbor walking by while getting set up in the morning and peeping in the window to say hello. Other cautions would be pedestrians crossing at traffic lights and high-riding SUVs (I drive a sedan — alas, no tinted windows). Plus there is always the possibility of an…..well, I won’t go there.

Get in the car this morning. Start sliding down my pants, then look up. My neighbor is washing her windows. She is on the 2nd floor, perfect angle to see in my car. I pick up my briefcase for a screen. She is quite busy and seems not to notice me. Time is ticking and I almost give up and drive away. Finally, she closes the window. I secure the pump and seal, pump up and cover with towel. Off I go!

The rest of the commute was uneventful. The pump was in a comfortable position and rested on the band of my pants away from the steering wheel. No problems reaching the stick or driving. I released pressure twice at red lights before pumping back up. Parked in the garage in the back with no one around and got the pump off and pants on easily. Most exciting moment was at the light just before I turned into the garage. Curvy brunette walks a few feet by the passenger side and looks over. I was very tempted to pull back the towel and yell — “Here’s a fat cock peeping at you.” But I did not. Too bad, my guess is it would have been a memory that both of us would have never forgotten.

Heading back home in 5 minutes. We’ll see how it goes.

:rolling:

Be careful, prison is seriously going to interfere with your PE schedule.

Very high risk. I guess you didn’t see the thread about the guy that had an accident and was found with a pump on.

Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
If you crash your bus, please put some clothes on & discard your penis pump before th

Tally; do you talk on a cell phone while you pump, while you’re driving? :)

GP, Duly noted. I wonder if he was cited for DWP.

Avo, I can certainly see the multi-tasking possibilities. But generally I don’t use the cell much and hardly ever while driving.

I descibed how I have PE’ed while driving here: Ike - PE in the Car??

It seems a a lot of people who drive SUVs and trucks like looking in through the passenger side window to see what drivers look like from the waist down.

One thing I do, especially as the weather gets cooler, is sort of stack my jacket on the console between the seats of my Subaru. It gets high enough that the lookieloos can’t see over and down, but it doesn’t look weird to have my jacket next to me there. I drive an automatic, so I don’t need to be moving the shifter very much.

Ike,

I have an SUV and I swear, it does intrigues me to look over at the women. I think it is tough not to drive with your legs spread and there is just some thing about it that catches my eye?

There is something arousing about catching a glimpse of an attractive woman’s thigh when she’s in a skirt, driving along, yammering on the cell phone, evidently oblivious to whatever lecherous men are driving alongside. I don’t get that view unless I drive our Vanagon, and then it’s usually full of brats headed someplace like soccer or the zoo, but the voyeuristic opportunities are one benefit over my Subaru.

Well, if you live far enough north, half the year it’s dark during commute time. Just remember to release the vacuum and pull the tube off after the airbag deploys, ok?

:-)

But seriously, it’s not a bad idea. I wonder how many career truckers pump.

BFLR

Ike,

I like that idea. The towel has been working but it does look a little suspicious. If it I can cover it a little with other paraphenalia that would be better.

BFL,

Daylight savings is around the corner.

ALL4,

Most definitely! Now I have something to wag back at them if they show me some thigh!

Overall, commuter pumping has been good. No close calls. Too early to judge results. One thing I’ve found is that even with the seat back I’m sitting up more than I normally would. So the bone-pressed part of my tally is pulled back a little and I’m shorter in the tube. It’s not quite as comfortable as being in a more prone position and there is a greater possibility of a nad getting sucked in. On the plus side, for some reason this angle prevents fluid build up. I get none yet I still feel the pull of the suction the same.

If I got pulled over with my pump on, it would hit the papers so fast in my area. I think I would have to move.lol. Doesn’t sound very safe to me.

Not a good idea.