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Pumping at 80 mph

Ok its NOT recommended, BUT….

I drive 4-6 hours in my car across the great state of Pennsylvania for my job. THat’s a long time behind the wheel watching the mountains of Pennsylvania go by. So i decided to pump while driving. Surprisingly, its more convenient than you would think. The rest areas are spaced about 20-30 mins apart. The Sunoco’s have microwaves to keep my rice socks hot. The tricky part is getting the pump on in a private enough area and keeping it covered so that SUv drivers and truckers cant see your rig. Aside from that, i turned my 4-5 hour drives into pumping sessions. :D


07/08/08 nbp 5.75; bpel 5.93; eg ?;fsl >6.25

07/31/09 nbp 6.5; bpel 7.0; eg 5.93 ; fsl 8

08/24/10 nbp 6.75;bpel 7.25; eg 6.0; fsl 9.0-Too bad PE doesnt work =D

And then you have a car accident, and the paramedics find you with a necrotic penis stuck in a pump!

that would mean they took too long getting there…more than 20 mins before it goes necrotic :P


07/08/08 nbp 5.75; bpel 5.93; eg ?;fsl >6.25

07/31/09 nbp 6.5; bpel 7.0; eg 5.93 ; fsl 8

08/24/10 nbp 6.75;bpel 7.25; eg 6.0; fsl 9.0-Too bad PE doesnt work =D

I do not know anyone who has not pumped over 20 minutes. I have done an hour before (lower pressure) and nothing was necrotic. Pumping is very gentle, this isn’t hanging we are talking about here.

Originally Posted by ironaddict69
I do not know anyone who has not pumped over 20 minutes. I have done an hour before (lower pressure) and nothing was necrotic. Pumping is very gentle, this isn’t hanging we are talking about here.


+1

I’ve gone for over an hour took my times to count.


Started 7.75x5.75

Currently: 9.75bpX6.75eg My Picture Thread

Goal:10.0bpX7.25mseg Building a thicker unit, click by click, pump by pump, jelq by jelq!

Guys, I wasn’t 100% serious… But I myself defo don’t use any stretchers/ADS/rings whatever in traffic. It’s my personal nightmare to wake up in hospital, with one of the doctors saying: ‘we found this on your penis, do you want it back?’ whilst dangling an extender in front of my nose.

Wouldn’t be the end of the world. Let’s be realistic here, you’re making your dick bigger, who is winning?

Has the Pennsylvania legislature gotten around ti banning cell phone use while driving? If so, I can think of something else they might want to wrestle with. And the debate alone should be quite entertaining. (“Mr. Speaker, I rise in support of …”)

Rock on wit’ yo’ bad se’f!


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Originally Posted by meatbuilder

Has the Pennsylvania legislature gotten around ti banning cell phone use while driving?

Just texting

Originally Posted by UFGator

Just texting

With a hard hitting $50 fine.

I’m sure it deters so many people from doing it.

It would be interesting to hear you explaining to a lady cop why you were speeding, etc., while you have this pump attached, lol.

I personally do not care what people do in their own home but what people do do in their car and whilst driving is something I feel strongly about in the Uk we have a driving law “Driving without due care and attention”! People do have accidents whilst driving and most are caused my the driver not paying attention to the road or what their vehicle is doing, my own brother lost a friend of his at 15 his friend was crossing the zebra crossing a woman driver (applying makeup) hit him sent him 15 ft up and infront of her car but because she was going at a certain speed he landed through her windscreen, he died a short time after. By all means Gentleman think where you can pump, but remember this how would you feel if a police officer arrives at your door informing you that your relative has died in a car accident due to a person using a penis pump whilst driving. Rant over and I really do not care if this upsets members joking about needing to be distracted from long driving journeys is not acceptable.

Why did this story immediately make me think of this thread?

Robert Leo Casey, Arrested For Masturbating While Driving Naked, Also Had Toy Pistol In Anus: Cops

FORT PIERCE, FL — It can get pretty monotonous for those who work on the road, but on Monday tow truck driver Eddie Dames got an eyeful when he pulled up alongside a “buck naked white male” who was “beating off” while driving, according to a police report.

It was later revealed that the man, identified as Robert Leo Casey, had also inserted a children’s toy gun into his anus.

Dames called 911 and unsuccessfully tried to block the exhibitionist from traveling farther on the highway. Two Fort Pierce police officers pulled over Casey, who they witnessed struggling to get his pants on while behind the wheel of his Jeep Cherokee.

When officers asked Casey why he was driving around in the buff, Casey reportedly said he “has problems with this and is getting therapy.”

After Casey was arrested and transported to St. Lucie County Jail, a pat down revealed that he had a toy pistol tied to his inner thigh.

When police tried to remove it, they found that half of the 8-inch long, 1/2-inch wide orange barrel had been inserted into Casey’s anus. He also had a “black cloth” tied around the base of his penis and “ball sack,” to quote the police report.

Casey is charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, and his bond is set at $30,000.

But can’t we all just drive? Back in May, a woman in upstate Ocala was arrested after her highway masturbation caused a 30-minute traffic slowdown
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/…_n_1647347.html


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Pumping is easy to do while driving because it doesn’t require any attention most the time and what little attention it does require can be done at stops. I frequently pump while driving to or from work. I have a 25 min. commute which gives me near 18 min. of pump time. I have a home made cylinder made of grey pvc (inside diameter of 2 inches ) so even if someone did see in, they would not see anything that they would recognise. It helps to be in a vehicle that most other cars can’t see down to your lap. Trucks, buses, taller vehicles have to be watched for and just keep a jacket or other common item around to have draped over.

My last 1/4 inch length and some girth have been gained with stretching, clamping, and pumping in the car.

I agree it needs to be done responsibly, but so does everything in a car. Stretching and pumping do not require distraction any more than other common activities in a car, like looking at the road signs, or taking a drink from a water bottle.

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