Oops... I left my pump in the bathroom

Thats too funny!

I think you guys are being too nice… Everyone knows what a penis pump is don’t they? lol.

On the plus side, you can always say you are doing a college essay on how to make bananas explode?

Just deny you ever saw the damn thing. ;)

If there’s more than two guys in the house, don’t say anything. Just look at the other guys sometimes with a look that says: “ha! I know you have a penis pump!”

Take it outside and pretend you’re bleeding the brakes in your car.. Then leave it by the front door all day. :)

Tssss. When I am at home I bring my pe stuff my mother is always somewhere around my closed door while doing pe.

A few time’s I saw her looking with a searching eye in my room.

So a week ago I said: “mom, stay there on the couch in the livingroom, I want to show you something”.

I brought my 9 inch cylinder/ the redistretcher and the autoextender to the livingroom. I told how it worked with my middlefinger in the redistretcher and the autoextender.

The cylinder had I placed on my belly and I pumped it a few time’s. I said: “now think what happens if I put it on another place”.

Then I said, yeah I have worked on it 14 months now, but it gave me 17,5 cm. I am going further until 20 cm.

I never said the concrete words that it’s for my penis, but it’s obvious off course.

Most of my friends know it, my mother knows, dad, sister, aunt.
Why worry?

I’m with Ike.

I agree. Elbow your roommates and ask them if their pumping works in a way that sounds like you sympathise with their problem. Once you have them on the defensive, they will think that the pump belongs to someone other than you but their mind will be set on figuring out why they were suspected.

I ran into a similar problem when parents came home a day early to find me in an LSD induced orgy with an inflatable smurf village.

OMG! I cant stop laughing! for real! smurfs LOL!

Dude , Smurfette was hot ! Love to have a threesome with her , and Strawberry Shortcake !

I said it was for use as a moxibustion/suction type device (as in traditional chinese therapy or cupping) which triggers acupressure points and is good for the muscles.

Seems to have worked too!

Hum????????

I’m certain Freud had something to say about that.

I prefer the say nothing approach.

Yeah, anon, we English-speaking people of the world tend not to be so open as you liberal Netherlanders. I’d be mortified to discuss my desire for a bigger penis with my relatives, especially my mother. Yikes!

Tell your family, “its not that my dick isnt big enough..cause its huge(while placing your hand a foot apart right close to there faces), it’s so big I have e.d” then cry and ask your father for some of his viagra. That was the best advice you’ve ever gotten.

Well from a purely male standpoint that might be fitting, but depending on the type of relationship you have with your mother, (and I don’t mean sexual) you have a better chance of true empathy from her than from anyone else, except maybe dad.
If given a choice I would be much more willing to tell my mother about it than some friend. Depending on what kind of mother you have, she is much less likely to blab and try to ruin your life than any so-called friend. I know I could trust my mother over anyone, because I have 20 years of experience being raised by her. I know what kind of person she is and how she would handle it.

And one other thought on that topic…

Your mother already knows if you have a small willy anyway. She gave birth to you and bathed you as a child for years. She was present every day of your life while you were growing up.
Believe me, she knows.