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My friend bought me a penis pump

One of my friends bought me a penis pump. I don’t know whether to be grateful or offended or both? ANYWAY.I’m going to go pick it up from her.. I was wondering if it’s possible to gain girth without becoming “spongy”? If so .. How?

Also, is there any agreed upon correct PSI for maximum gains? Or is it more just a matter of opinion?

I think getting the gift from a girl would offend the hell out of me…


Started: 7-01-05 BPEL 6.50 in NBP 6.00 EG 4.75 in Now: BPEL 7.5 in NBP 7.0 EG 5 inch (midshaft) Goal: Girth!!

I think she may have plans for you, You lucky dog.

To avoid sponginess and achieve maximum gains stay at pressures of 5”hg or less and for times in the 10 minute range plus or minus 5 minutes or so. That pretty much assures to will be doing core blood pumping that produces rock hard erections.

Pumping at high pressures for long periods of time results in lymph fluid build up in the outer skin layer and that is the sponginess you speak of that you want to avoid.

Now, how on earth did a female friend get the idea to give you a pump? There is more to this story that you are not telling.

Originally Posted by NonStock2001
Vacuum Pumping 101

Read that.

Agreed


I miss this place.

Old stats: not sure but not much smaller

Currently: BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5 Goal: The holy grail of course. (8x6)

Uh.. Gprent: Wonder ow did she know what size of cylinder to buy? Looks VERY interesting. Steve

Originally Posted by gprent
To avoid sponginess and achieve maximum gains stay at pressures of 5”hg or less and for times in the 10 minute range plus or minus 5 minutes or so. That pretty much assures to will be doing core blood pumping that produces rock hard erections.

Pumping at high pressures for long periods of time results in lymph fluid build up in the outer skin layer and that is the sponginess you speak of that you want to avoid.

Now, how on earth did a female friend get the idea to give you a pump? There is more to this story that you are not telling.

I met her on myspace.. yadda yadda yadaa .. She shows up with a penis pump!

Oh, and by the way, the pump she bought was an “el cheapo” it has a finger hole to secure pressure and for “quick release” and it doesn’t have a pressure gauge. Plus, the actual pumping bulb device is faulty and allows a back draft of air back in which eliminates all vacuum pressure. I told her to go back and get a “Colt” it was the only brand at the store that looked legit. I don’t know if it’s the right size but it did have a pressure gauge so that’s a plus.

Until the el cheapo gets thrown in the trash, the first thing to do is put a piece of tape over that quick release hole.

tab, we need more details (well we don’t actually NEED more details; we just sort of want to know).

What did she say as to why she bought it for you? Was it a novelty thing or was she thinking to help you grow a bigger wang?

So did she go back and get you the ‘colt’ upgrade? If she did then I guess the novelty option gets the flick.


LWH

"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

Originally Posted by gundoc

I think she may have plans for you, You lucky dog.

YEAH BABY!


I'm pissed of with my gains and loses. I've been doing this for more than 4 years. I keep measuring wrong and the next time I update my signature you will see impressive results.

Originally Posted by taboothoughts
One of my friends bought me a penis pump. I don’t know whether to be grateful or offended or both? ANYWAY.I’m going to go pick it up from her.. I was wondering if it’s possible to gain girth without becoming “spongy”? If so .. How?


To me it sounds like she thinks your dick is too small for her liking. Why else would she buy you a penis pump? Maybe she’s a sizequeen who’s trying to change you to meet her expectations.

If a guy offered his girlfriend cash to get a boobjob I think it would be safe to say he wished her boobs were bigger.

Well, met on myspace and she was divorced and had only slept with 3 people her entire life.When we had sex she started bleeding because her husband was really small and she has biopsies frequently. Anyway,she was bleeding and drunk (light bleeding just a pink tinge on her white panties) she began telling me about how big my cock was and how it’s huge and made her bleed. I jokingly said “it needs to be bigger I should get a penis pump”. 2 days later I get a text saying she got me a present. I call her back and she tells me she actually got me one. I go to pick it up and it’s in the trunk of her car which she let her friend borrow. We have sex and she starts bleeding BADLY (she’s had surgery and can’t get periods). Apparently she just went in for a biopsy a day before. It was really gross to me but a couple days later we meet up and she got the pump and wants me to pump my cock up and get it bigger for her. I’m like WTF?? This girl is crazy. She also told me that she’s not actually divorced yet but in fact still kind of married!

Originally Posted by taboothoughts
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Oh no no no no no……. no. :noreally: You so do not want to step into that.

Forget the stupid pump. A bad one will really fuck-up your dick and it’s easy to go over the safety pressure. Either get a real one with a real gauge or accept it for the joke it was.

Now run away and find another nice, truthful, unmarried woman who doesn’t bleed all over you.


The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.-Plato, Athenian philosopher and co-founder of Western Civilization (427 BC - 347 BC)

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