Lap pump = harbor freight tools pump

Okay so can someone give pics of this coupler and maybe a drawing on paint of assembly or something so I know what I’m doing? I’ve never pumped so I don’t really know the general construction of a pump, but I have access to harbor freight for the pump kit, pet smart for this tube that cleans gravel, and any kind of hardware store to get the coupler, I just need to know what I’m looking for and how to put it all together. Thank you very much.

Scroll down to the bottom of this page and you will see both a female and male coupler: All Products | LA Pump

If you want to buy them on line for a cheap price, go to McMaster.com. If you are interested I will give you the PN’s.

Bad news.

Just tried. Available lengths are 25, 50, and 100 feet.

And $0.50/ft.

I got 25 feet. I replaced my hose once already. So I have used up 6-8 feet since February. Nice to have it on hand.

On the other hand, this is something you can easily get at the local hardware store if you don’t need 25 feet.

les32, I’m in the UK and wanted to get some pumping kit.

I did a search using google shopping, this finds the best deal for products searched for.

The best price I could find for a pump - similar to what the other guys are talking about - was:
Sealey VS402 - Vacuum Tester & Brake Bleeding Kit | CCW-Tools

Costs £31.36 - the best deal I could find.

The cylinders I’ve ordered are a set of two, custom length, Velseal cylinders from pumptoys.com. Unfortunately they’re in the US, but I reckoned these are the best out there. Ordered a 2.00" and 2.25" @10.5" long.

Cylinders Tubes & Supply for Vacuum Pumpers & Penis Enlargement

Should get them by the end of the week.

Will be reporting on my experiences when using the kit later.

Do you think the Home Depot will have the correct couplers and tubing? I’m looking to get a pump but I don’t want to spend a arm and a leg to get one.

I have a Harbor Freight Tools about 12 miles away from my house, I hope they still have that pump. I’m also going to get a cylinder from a pet store. Wish me luck, time to try and be creative.

OK guys, so I went out got the vacuum pump, and a cylinder. So am I supposed to start pumping while completely flaccid, or when I have a erection? Also, it seems like I keep losing pressure, I made sure all the seals are tight. When I pump up to 4 Hg it slowly goes back down to zero, but the base is still suctioned to my fat pad. Is that normal? I’m about to search the forums for the basics and similar questions.

Sometimes it helps to put a layer of KY or other lubricant on the base of the cylinder to get an airtight seal. Also, trimming your pubic hair in the area where the cylinder contacts the fat pad helps with the seal.

Hey thanks for the info. Yeah I think putting some vaseline on the base would help. Also I’m going to shave around the base, it’s gonna look funny but oh well. I’m also going to seal off the the tube connections with liquid nails. It’s a frankenstein pump, but having it work correctly is my number one priority.

Check the seal on the top fitting: look for compression on the rubber o-ring.

Flaccid pumping is a good way to pump yourself into ED.

GM

Thanks for the heads up on the flaccid pumping, that’s the last thing I need.

Can you explain me this sentence?

Are you saying the to pump flaccid can give you ED?

Pretty much. I enter the pump erect anyways, it just works out better for me that way.

I did 10 minutes yesterday @ 5HG after some stretches. It felt very effective, but I think I need a bigger tube. Maybe a 2.25, because my penis is more wide than it is circular, and it hits the sides. Will this slow down my girth gains?

There has been much anecdotal evidence to this effect, and this has been my personal experience.

GM

I’ve been entertaining the idea of pumping for a while now. One of the reasons I hadn’t tried was that I didn’t want to cough up the $150 for the gear.

Thanks to this thread (and eventually the other “homemade pump” threads) I have now incorporated pumping in my routine.

It was so simple! MityVac from sears: $35. Gravel cleaner from Petsmart: $13. Total cost: ~$50. Everything connected together with no tinkering required.

Additionally I will get to learn some stuff about vacuums in internal combustion engines. The MityVac came with a manual that has a big section about vacuums, which I am going to start reading while pumping.

Thanks to all of those who figured this out in the first place.