High Angle Erection - Solutions?

I’m one of the guys whose boner literally points straight up into the air, and when I’m standing up and super hard, it’s pretty difficult to bend my unit down to an angle parallel with the floor (for things like doggy style, etc). I can do it, but it’s damn stiff and sometimes (especially when not having sex) my erection can lose some of its length when I do this (forces blood out). It’s a very stiff, hard unit, and also has a slight upward curve.

This is my big concern with pumping - it hit me just the other day that I’m going to have a lot of trouble staying hard in a tube that requires me to bend my dick straight outward (my LA pump and some of my others are all standard, non angled tubes).

In my search for solutions on this forum I found what looks to be a great one: the Glans Xpands Pro Cylinder from PumpToys (Buy this GlansXpands Pro Maximizer at Pumptoys.Com)
Not only is this cylinder angled 15 degrees upward (not much of an angle but better than nothing I guess), it also has extra room for the glans to expand into. I almost require this feature, not because I have an astoundingly fat head but because in a standard tube my upward curve forces the head of my cock to smash into the cylinder wall when I insert all the way (it presses against the wall of the cylinder that faces me). This is very uncomfortable, and while I haven’t pumped for real even once yet, I can forsee this being an issue pumping inside of a regular tube.

So, at least there’s one solution, albeit an expensive one. My question was if anyone else has a similar experience with pumping w/ upward angle erections, and if there are any other solutions out there other than the Glans Xpands Pro (however, if you've used the Glans Xpands Pro, please share your experience!)

I had an idea the other day for a tube with an angled entry like the Glans Xpands, only with a higher angle than just 15 degrees. The tube, from the side, would look something like this: (standard tube on left, my ideal tube on right)
Has anyone seen these on the market? Not that I plan to go inventing it - rather I just want to know if someone else already has, so that I can buy one! If not, I guess a 15 degree angle will have to do for now. Who knows, maybe the Glans Expands will work perfectly.

High angle erection guys, please share your pumping experiences!

-Smallja

Sorry, I do not have a real answer for you, but thanks for the post. I actually want to increase the angle of my erection. It used to be similar to yours, but through regular pumping, it has lowered a bit (still angled and curved upwards). Mine is more flexible, though, so I do not have issues straightening my dick out for different positions. I just like it defaulting to a high angle. The glans expansion portion is cool, too.

A few random questions for you then.

How did regular pumping effect your EQ, if at all? Still get the same rock hard erections as before?

How were your girth gains in base, mid shaft and head girth?

-Smallja

Erections have actually improved since pumping. I had a bit of time with a loss of EQ due to overzealous pumping, but that is over now and my EQ is back to armour piercing. Smart pumping just improves or maintains penis health.
Pumping has been pretty erratic for me due to life business, so I can not say I have gained any real size. I do notice improved vascularity/veinage after a few sessions, though. Flaccid hang is a bit better, too. My penis is pretty cone shaped, but pumping has helped improve my glans plumpness, which is one of the best reasons for me. Now, I can tell that pumping is helping my penis be more uniform in girth along its length.

I will say, like you, pumping was painful at the start, due to my erection angle as well as penis curve. My glans would press hard against the top of the cylinder. I just took it slow and tried to angle my cylinder the opposite way, so it would (theoretically) have a bit more space on top.

Life things have calmed down somewhat lately, so I am trying to get into a pumping routine.

While I am no expert at all, I will just say that if you do not overdo it, your penis health will only improve or, at the very least, stay as good as you are describing now. Also, I think the general consensus around here is longer duration/lower pressure rather than shorter duration/higher pressure sessions.

As a final note, I have recently started water pumping (Bathmate). I mix it up with normal pumping. It is less convenient than regular pumping, but I like the dynamic. I feel the penis does, too. :)

Forgot to mention:

I feel that penis sensitivity has improved. Bathmate seems to do better in this regard, but regular pumping definitely does help.

While I had decent morning wood and spontaneous erections throughout the day before pumping, I have noticed a positive different ever since. I must mention that I have been trying to rid myself of porn as well as masturbate less, so this may play a factor in everything. I do not ejaculate very often in the first place (maybe once a week, possibly twice), and my porn watching is probably closer to the lower end of people out there.

Anyway, apologies that I can not be very precise. Hope this helps in any way. :)

^^^^This definitely did help, thanks a lot for your responses. Glad you’re getting more time to devote to pumping - from what I’ve read, consistency is the key to ‘permanent’ pump gains.

Kind of a side note, but then again, kind of not - have you ever read Sta-Kool’s first pumping progress report? sta-kool’s Icicle Diary
If you haven’t checked it out, it should prove to be a premium read before your more consistent pump routine begins.

I’ve heard good things about water pumping, but yeah, also heard that it can be tricky at times. The lack of a gauge worries me, but I’ve read somewhere that Bathmate claims the maximum pressure that it can reach is around 5hg (I think that was the number I read).

Best of luck to you bro.

Sta-kool needs to get his damn pump out and start being consistent. Thanks for the kind words.

I just received my new glandxpand w/ angled entry/pump. Had my first session last night. Went well!

I also have a very high erection angle. The tube fit perfect! The only discomfort I felt was on my fat pad (where the seal sits) but wasn’t a big deal.

I’ll keep you guys updated, maybe I should make a new thread?